Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Four

[Madison]

Are they trying to tap dance?

 

[VoR]

THIS DANCING

 

[RJN]

He looks nervous/almost in pain

 

[AlgoAlex]

What a strange fringe

 

[OprahWinfrey]

This is going nowhere surely?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Going by the translated subtitles they're comedy questions in a serious style - so maybe the Swdes actually have a very very dry sense of humour

I ALMOST got that. SO SO DRY.

 

[RJN]

Or maybe he's just acting out the sad lyrics

 

[VoR]

Clinging to the mic for deal life and awkwardly shoulder shuffling to a nothing song. If this places above Tess, we riot.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

This is making AC isn't it?

 

[Tisch]

Another TURD wig firmly ON.

 

[FetchFugly]

The relentlessly pained expression...

The strange dancing is an amusing distraction but it doesn't make him look any more high energy.

 

[Penelope]

I CAN’T GO ON
I CAN’T GO ON..


OH!

As if this is ANYWHERE NEAR as majestically precision-engineered to have all the punch and guilty thrill of getting groped in an All Bar One as I Can't Go On

 

[D5K]

Those dance noves!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm not getting a lot of STAR QUALITY from this guy

 

[Tisch]

Maybe they weren't confident the gays had quite fully recovered after Charlotte? I know I HAVEN'T

 

[Dark Carnival]

There's something very amateurish about the whole thing

 

[RJN]

He's counting down the seconds until he can get off stage

 

[D5K]

I'm not getting a lot of STAR QUALITY from this guy

I don’t think he’ll be invited back

 

[AlgoAlex]

I'm not getting a lot of STAR QUALITY from this guy

Apparently Swedes find him HILARIOUS though

 

[Raining on Me]

Of all the pretty boy basic songs this year, this...well, it's another one

I'm sure he's lovely and all but what a WASTE OF SPACE it'd be in AC/the final

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

It's very much your teen cousin who thinks that he's Usher but he's really Uhhh-errrr

 

[OprahWinfrey]

I'm not getting a lot of STAR QUALITY from this guy

Agreed. Perhaps some talent on Bel Ami

 

[HalamaK]

I don't hate the song...

 

[Penelope]

I think I probably would throw it up Efraim Leo once he gets past that pre-age 25 phase where he spends three days having a nervous breakdown that he's going to get AIDS after every time even a finger goes in him bare

 

[win_the_game]

I'm not getting a lot of STAR QUALITY from this guy

You could say that about most of the performers this year.

 

[Madison]

Wearing capes again?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are these the same outfits as last time?

I love it

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The Mamas looking STUN GORGE!

 

[Tisch]

I trust the Suedes a lot more after last week. Hopefully they vote that one into a sensible 5th place.

 

[Apoca]

This was a passable Bengtsson rip-off but nothing I'd ever choose to play again, I guess.

 

[Penelope]

Guys he just looks like a peewee Robin Bengtsson as if Robin would ever enter something so fucking wet

 

[VoR]

I love that the American one has clearly made NO EFFORT to learn any Swedish in THREE YEARS of working there.

 

[Tisch]

Have they recruited Jesy Little Mix over lockdown?

 

[Madison]

Urgh. Is it exactly the same outfits?

 

[Raining on Me]

oh god please be actually good

 

[Sheena]

You think Number Three would have learnt Swedish by now.

 

[RJN]

I love that the American one has clearly made NO EFFORT to learn any Swedish in THREE YEARS of working there.

I was wondering why they asked one question in English

 

[Madison]

WTF?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Love a reveal!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Wait WHAT just HAPPENED!

 

[HalamaK]

The Middle Mama is surely the star, yes?