Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Four

[Tisch]

Can't quite believe this is the best so far

 

[VoR]

This is just obnoxious.

 

[RJN]

The least singer kind of reminds me of Cam from Modern Family

 

[Madison]

Still 100 times better than whatever the last song sounded like.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is just obnoxious.

It's going to do well isn't it?

 

[Iguana]

Not sure about rhyming tokig with inclusive.

THAT'S what you're not sure about?

 

[COB]

OMG imagine being at a shite all inclusive resort in Marmaris and someone plays this on their phone

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can't quite believe this is the best so far

You shut your whore mouth and give Tess the respect she deserves

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

he's more breathy than Tess.

 

[FetchFugly]

This really is the absolute pits.

 

[Penelope]

This is like someone recruited Dolly Style from an insurance company regional HQ instead of an abbatoir

 

[Tisch]

If we're talking 4 piece man bands I much preferred Take It In the Ass from week one.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'd have a go on all of these four, but we've already have established I'm desperate

Join the club

I'd have a very half hearted go on them though at best, probably just get annoyed and shout at them for this fucking dreadful song, then fall asleep while lead singer keeps going at me and doesn't get the hint

 

[Madison]

Some killer Casio notes for that ending.

 

[VoR]

A Linda Bengtzing air punch beat at the end?

NOT ON MY WATCH SANNEX

 

[ButterTart]

Are Sannex actually professionals? That would struggle to get an audience at Butlins.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it's her whose snippet I liked!

 

[RJN]

Clara was my favorite snippet so I think this could be the best one yet

 

[Tisch]

High hopes for this one from the snippet!

But not so sure about walking to stage looking like Lesley Rot. don't let me down Clara!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I feel bad for The Mamas, just a few moments on and I cannot remember even a note of their song

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

poor Clara walking on stage, all hyped and pumped to perform.

And just like random unknown girl #34 on Melodifestivalen, we never heard from her again. Years later and people wonder whether her participation was real or just an illusion, like Linda Grip and Adrijana.

 

[FetchFugly]

Clara unbothered about getting any votes from the residents of Stockholm.

 

[Tisch]

I looked up Gottland where she's from and an alternative name for it is GOTHLAND

:emoji_metal:

 

[Penelope]

This feels risky as a witness protection placement for Ivanka

 

[RJN]

This song is SO GOOD. I don't know what it means but its making me emotional

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone wake me up when she's done

 

[Tisch]

This isn't singer songwriter with a guitar vibe at all. The song is great but the staging is so so wrong.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm sorry but Tess is head and shoulders above everything tonight and she didn't even have to DO ANYTHING

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OK this Clara song sounds QUITE GOOD, and she has a degree of STAGE PRESENCE!
Apologies Tess, but probably my favourite of the night AS YET!

 

[Penelope]

OMG this is SUBLIME

 

[Sheena]

This really is a dreadful semi so far

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is as nice as I expected. I really like it.

 

[Madison]

Tess actually has a chance of qualifying

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This isn't singer songwriter with a guitar vibe at all. The song is great but the staging is so so wrong.

How have you managed to be wrong about every song this evening?

 

[Iguana]

Why is she completely alone on a bare stage?!

 

[Tisch]

This really is a dreadful semi so far

Trying to not be a pessimist but I AGREE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why is she completely alone on a bare stage?!

STRIPPED DOWN

 

[RJN]

Why is she completely alone on a bare stage?!

Because its a completely acoustic guitar song clearly

 

[Raining on Me]

omg imagine if Tess goes straight to the final

 

[VoR]

Why is she completely alone on a bare stage?!

What more does a song like this need? It doesn't exactly scream out for choreography...