Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[VoR]

GET OUT OF MY CONTEST

 

[COB]

The chorus is better! The verse was SO FUCKING LIMP though.

 

[dUb]

those low bits..

 

[Lucille]

I DON’T HATE IT?? Have I caught whatever is wrong with @ButterTart

 

[Madison]

Utter shite

 

[Tisch]

I'm enjoying this </dub>

 

[Raining on Me]

I know nobody asked but I'd have a go on all four of these

Same! All quite fuckable. What a rare fully complete quartet

 

[RJN]

The “you’re the sharpest knife” part is catchy admittedly

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can live with the choruses. Everything else to the nearest binfire please

 

[Madison]

A snake’s tongue in your mouth is a compliment

 

[COB]

Like if you're sending hard rock, it's gotta be REALLY HARD all the way through!

 

[Apoca]

Can't wait for Jessica to CLEANSE THE STAGE.

 

[Penelope]

UPDATE: I think the heart's possibly set to go off for all the tracks by the time they get to the first chorus?

 

[FetchFugly]

The EFFECTS

 

[Sheena]

The only time hard rock was acceptable was the year Lena wheeled a rock act in for that version of Dansa I Neon

 

[Madison]

This is at least three different songs smushed together

 

[Tisch]

Like if you're sending hard rock, it's gotta be REALLY HARD all the way through!

It is!

 

[Sheena]

This ain't going nowhere either

 

[dUb]

was that KATE and BUSH tattooed on her fists

 

[Iguana]

Lena: *sigh*

 

[VoR]

UPDATE: I think the heart's possibly set to go off for all the tracks by the time they get to the first chorus?

It's the new version of the heart where it always goes off - the colours just represent the demographic that's most engaged with it. No more stone dead heart.

 

[Madison]

Awful. Everyone involved in that song should be sterilised.

Everyone involved in that heart too.

 

[Soldi]

YESSICA!

 

[COB]

Quite big tits!

 

[OprahWinfrey]

Wind machines at the ready!

 

[Lucille]

THOSE TITS!

 

[RJN]

was that KATE and BUSH tattooed on her fists

no it’s nickel and back

 

[Raining on Me]

That was diabolical of course, but they can sit on my face ALL AT ONCE when they're kicked out, if they like

 

[Tisch]

The Cleo Rocos camera shot on the breasts!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BOSOMS

 

[Sheena]

That outfit is terrible!

 

[VoR]

I'm SCARED based on the quality of vocals so far. PLEASE DELIVER JESSAN.

 

[ButterTart]

Christ, the girls are itching to come out and play aren’t they?

 

[D5K]

Right you’d better not have been overhyping this

 

[Sheena]

LENA ANNOUNCING FEMALE SINGERS is a TRIUMPH

 

[Soldi]

They’re ripping off the postcards from Eurovision 2019 aren’t they

 

[Penelope]

Isn't JESS WELL MOISTURISED?

 

[Madison]

They are mocking us with postcards of a city we can’t visit.

 

[VoR]

She looks FAB