Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[COB]

THERE'S A PANDEMIC ON DANNY

Not in Sweden, didn't you hear

 

[Tisch]

Not liking his Ginny Lemon yellow furry jacket

 

[VoR]

I do think he might have paid a visit to Charlotte and Jessan's clinic before this, if you know what I mean

 

[Soldi]

Oh Christer not DANCING

 

[Apoca]

The thing is, if you were in the sack with Saucedo, you know he'd be turned on by HIMSELF more than anything else.

 

[Lucille]

What’s with the box saying VAGG

 

[Penelope]

Oh FOR HEAVENS SAKE

 

[Raining on Me]

Is he cycling in a dressing gown? It's like he's on day leave from the rehab centre

 

[Madison]

Are they fucking joking?

 

[Sheena]

WHO was it who said it was a Jamiroquai song? HE'S STOLEN THE VIDEO TOO

 

[Lucille]

This is so hateful

 

[ButterTart]

Someone’s been watching Jamiroquai videos.

 

[VoR]

Is this just going to spend 3 minutes threatening to go into that Justin Timberlake song but never quite getting there?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh Christ.

 

[RJN]

The jacket and pants would both be fine individually but Not together!

 

[Sheena]

Sorry, i think this is really good

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Truly terrible.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The outfit. Just no.

 

[Penelope]

PISS CANCER

 

[COB]

Someone’s been watching Jamiroquai videos.

Me watching this:

 

[Madison]

Wouldn’t it be better without the lines on the floor?

 

[Tisch]

Aw I was really Sheridan Smith would crash into him then

 

[ButterTart]

This is inexcusable.

If Sweden endorse this it’ll be a huge step backwards.

 

[Alla]

This is awful

 

[Madison]

Burn the country to the ground

 

[Sheena]

Mr Sheena: "This is great"

 

[RJN]

I don’t love it, but I don’t see what’s so terrible about it

 

[D5K]

Oh I like this

 

[VoR]

Oh God, it really IS going to be Danny and Paul Rey DTF, isn't it

KALA WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

 

[Tisch]

I'm concentrating more on the boxes than anything else because I can't te if they're moving or not

 

[Soldi]

It’s not TOO bad but I really hope I never have to listen to it again.

 

[Alla]

The staging is great, EVERTTHING else is horrible

 

[Madison]

I don’t love it, but I don’t see what’s so terrible about it

Are you aware of Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity”?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is so so bad.

 

[Sheena]

I don’t love it, but I don’t see what’s so terrible about it

He's got a cock, basically.

You'll learn about this...

 

[FetchFugly]

The unbearable SMUGGERY of it all.

 

[Lucille]

GENERIC CAUCASIAN FUNK TO DIE

 

[COB]

Wish it was just the Macarena instead!

 

[Penelope]

God, that's absolutely sailing through.

 

[ButterTart]

Which Mid 00s Belgian preselection was that from again?