Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[Lucille]

His 30s look like they’ve been ROUGH.

 

[ButterTart]

I DID WARN YOU

I know, I just have more faith in Sweden than they do in themselves.

 

[Penelope]

The heart was going NUTS for Danny before he’d finished the first line of the first verse, he was ALWAYS going DTF.

(the heart goes off at the same time for all the artists)

 

[Tisch]

Pretending to be BREATHLESS

 

[Sheena]

His 30s look like they’ve been ROUGH.

As if you wouldn't open your BUCKETHOLE for him

 

[Raining on Me]

He looks like he needs a lot of coke to get going though and then cums dust after 2 hours of increasingly dry pounding.

I'm not put off

 

[Penelope]

Another song about BOXES

 

[RJN]

Sure everyone here would fuck Danny right??

 

[Sheena]

Sure everyone here would fuck Danny right??

OBVS

 

[Lucille]

As if you wouldn't open your BUCKETHOLE for him

I’ve not been shy about THAT FACT!

 

[Tetris-Rock]

The song is pretty good. You all sound like miserable cunts.

 

[Penelope]

Sure everyone here would fuck Danny right??

Yes, but with resentment.

 

[Soldi]

Sure everyone here would fuck Danny right??

Even ButterTart!

 

[Apoca]

I actually think he's a PERFECTLY decent-looking mid 30s guy.

 

[Madison]

I want Danny to remain a Eurovision Dance Contest competitor only.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FFS

 

[Tisch]

Sure everyone here would fuck Danny right??

No.

Okay yes.

 

[Lucille]

WTF

 

[FetchFugly]

OH NO

 

[Penelope]

OMG

 

[Lucille]

OH NO

 

[Soldi]

Oh Jessica’s fucked isn’t she

 

[Sheena]

OH FUCK !

 

[Lucille]

FFS!

 

[RJN]

No.

Okay yes.

 

[ButterTart]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

 

[Alla]

Nooooooooo

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh shit.

 

[D5K]

Oh no no no no

 

[D5K]

She knows

 

[Sheena]

She knows!

 

[Lucille]

This is AWFUL!

 

[Madison]

Ouch

 

[ButterTart]

What the fucking fuck was that all about?

 

[Soldi]

FUCK YOU SWEDEN

 

[Apoca]

......

*sigh*

 

[Sheena]

Ah, FFS. I did say when they were doing the first run through of the clips that she was going to get forgotten...

 

[Alla]

Absolutely deserved!!

But Jess

 

[Lucille]

Jess immediately FLOUNCING OFF STAGE