Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[Raining on Me]

Heart actually bleeding for Jessica. She was the best tonight by a mile

 

[Penelope]

OH MY GOD

 

[RJN]

Did Jessica come 5th?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fuck sake Sweden

 

[Sheena]

Ridiculous, though, she deserved so much more

 

[Madison]

Did Jessica come 5th?

Yes

 

[Sheena]

Charlotte's in trouble now, surely?

 

[Tisch]

Jessica toddling off

 

[Lucille]

Why are Sweden such MISOGYNISTS!!!

 

[Iguana]

Oh FFS

 

[COB]

Jesus Christ!

 

[D5K]

Her immediately FLOUNCING OFF STAGE

She was about to get mown down by a lamppost!

 

[Alla]

Quick someone checks Suomi is breathing!!

 

[ButterTart]

Unbelievable sexism. Paul and Danny getting through based on fuck all, pair of cunts.

 

[Madison]

Are these interviews with the producers and stage designers?

 

[Penelope]

She was about to get mown down by a lamppost!

 

[Apoca]

SEETHEHORIZO-O-ON.
SEETHEHORIZO-O-OOOON.

She's wearing something resembling hotpants. She'll come fifth.

When you know.

You know.

 

[D5K]

Charlotte's in trouble now, surely?

NOW?!

 

[Penelope]

Are these interviews with the producers and stage designers?

Choreographer

 

[ButterTart]

Heart actually bleeding for Jessica. She was the best tonight by a mile

Didn’t have a cock, though.

 

[RJN]

Well the best song (the male singing group) won

 

[Alla]

I hope they.won the heat. They surely did.

 

[VoR]

All the men in the top four, all the women in the bottom 3.

 

[Madison]

Minor victory for the Swedish language I guess.

 

[Sheena]

I said LIKE A VIRGIN, I meant MATERIAL GIRL

Sorry, I'm DRUNK

 

[Lucille]

 

[Apoca]

Charlotte's in trouble now, surely?

Oh, she'll be fine. After all, she's STILL YOUNG.

 

[Penelope]

Didn’t have a cock, though.

Sorry, weren't you CONFIDENTLY PREDICTING that having a cock wasn't the advantage it used to be 24 hours ago?

 

[Tisch]

Such gay face on most of Arvinga

 

[Sheena]

All the men in the top four, all the women in the bottom 3.

Whilst I very much take your point, there's absolutely no denying the bottom two were the right two in terms of performance...

 

[Raining on Me]

I feel awful for Jessica and I don't even KNOW WHO SHE IS

I assume some of you will be committing murder/suicide tonight.

Let's bomb Sweden!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

At least this is very catchy.

 

[Penelope]

Nice to find out what Keir Starmer does on his nights off at least

 

[RJN]

Such gay face on most of Arvinga

I bet they’re happy to spend more time with Danny

 

[Alla]

Glad Kala is not here to suffer this male dominance, he wouldn't survive.

 

[Apoca]

I really like the Arvingarna performance and song but....

@Suomi are u ok?

 

[VoR]

Whilst I very much take your point, there's absolutely no denying the bottom two were the right two in terms of performance...

Oh I know, but I'm still bitter

 

[Sheena]

The AMOUNT of OLD MEN who've gone through in the first heat

 

[Penelope]

I really like the Arvingarna performance and song but....

@Suomi are u ok?

Oh god, he's actually going to die when he finds out

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, weren't you CONFIDENTLY PREDICTING that having a cock wasn't the advantage it used to be 24 hours ago?

Again, I want the Swedes to be better than they are. They were, for two glorious years.

Lillasyster and AG got through and I can’t even feel good about that.