Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[Sheena]

Oh and I'm still singing DANDI DANSA

 

[Madison]

Does it have a tune? Literally can’t remember.

 

[VoR]

I sent the agreed code and just got a text from Suomi’s fiance

’Why is he crying?’

 

[Madison]

Now time for På spåret

 

[Samuel]

I don’t think that Paul or Lillasyster deserved AC, but it’s easy to see why they made it over Jessica. ‘Horizon’ felt like two songs competing against one another, and the cockteasing beat into the chorus leading to a weak shout-a-thon was really disappointing.

‘Can’t Hurt Me Now’ qualified from a weak heat, but ‘Party Voice’ is what people expect from her, and ‘Horizon’ WASN’T IT.

 

[Madison]

I sent the agreed code and just got a text from Suomi’s fiance

’Why is he crying?’

Nice intentional (?) Molly Sandén reference?

 

[ButterTart]

I sent the agreed code and just got a text from Suomi’s fiance

’Why is he crying?’

If I ever meet that fucking Paul Rey I’ll kick him right in the neck for doing this to our Su.

 

[Penelope]

Nice intentional (?) Molly Sandén reference?

I wouldn't put it past @Suomi to have @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid this well trained by now, but sadly I feel it may have been STRAIGHT FROM THE HIP

 

[Apoca]

I sent the agreed code and just got a text from Suomi’s fiance

’Why is he crying?’

I hope you reply with "He's not gonna miss, not gonna miss, not gonna MISS YOU not at all"

 

[Apoca]

At least it's on spotify

 

[Soldi]

At least it's on spotify

Can’t wait to overplay this for a month!

 

[Apoca]

I mean - I love it. It's got two key changes for crying out loud. But maybe it was a little heavy on the acoustic guitar

 

[ButterTart]

At least it's on spotify

It's something, but it's still like putting a nice photo on the order of service at a funeral. Lovely and all but no less dead.

 

[dUb]

I'm just here for the gay hysteria

Spoiler

 

[Sheena]

Thing is, I know it’s been said before, but I still do not understand why the BBC don’t get some of this shit on board. Horizon as our entry would be a massive step up from anything we’ve had in years.

 

[Alla]

Did anyone else hear Step's Tragedy in the Taking in the ass song?

 

[Apoca]

Thing is, I know it’s been said before, but I still do not understand why the BBC don’t get some of this shit on board. Horizon as our entry would be a massive step up from anything we’ve had in years.

I guess they tried with John Lundvik writing the 2019 entry? But got it wrong as so often. That's if they were aware of John Lundvik as a songwriter at all. Maybe it was just by chance.

 

[dUb]

UTTERLY FUCKING BRILLIANT!!

*finishes 5th*

:emoji_crystal_ball:

 

[dUb]

I think my favourite thing about Horizon is those screaming backing vocals towards the end

It's lovely and it looked lovely and I'm very sad of course

 

[Soldi]

Tonight has been saved by realising SOLEN LEVER KVAR HOS DIG is now on Spotify

 

[Sheena]

:emoji_crystal_ball:

He’s hardly MYSTIC MEG by coming up with that ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE RESULT

 

[Soldi]

He’s hardly MYSTIC MEG by coming up with that ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE RESULT

It’s a shame I didn’t predict her to finish fifth in the prediction game

 

[dUb]

Dandi Dansa is GOOD BY THE WAY HATERS

 

[dUb]

The key change at the start of the second verse of Horizon is very pleasing to the ear

It's... well, it's wonderful

Spoiler

 

[andreus santi]

Lena Ph seemed utterly uninvoved as a host. She was just spotting a bitchface the entire show.

Danny’s song was shite. I actually enjoyed Arvingarna more.

 

[Lucille]

Lena Ph seemed utterly uninvoved as a host. She was just spotting a bitchface the entire show.

YOU SAY IT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She was just spotting

Bit too old for that.

OMG I AGE SHAMED!

 

[Sheena]

Lena Ph seemed utterly uninvoved as a host. She was just spotting a bitchface the entire show.

TALK ABOUT MISSING THE FUCKING POINT

Lena’s ENTIRE CAREER has been about seeming uninvolved and sporting a bitchface the entire time.

 

[Sheena]

That’s incensed me. It was STANDARD LENA 101. Turn up, outshine the acts with an effortless performance that wipes the floor with them, sit back and make meme-able sneers.

10/10, I’d say

 

[Sheena]

Oh and I forgot the comedy interludes.

I mean, in what world was the fanny and arse shaving not the HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING?

 

[VoR]

I just realised they can’t even go and get pissed in a gay bar after the show this year.

Poor Jess, straight out of her chiffon and into a lonely taxi ride back home.

 

[dUb]

This won't be on Spotify for a few days or something

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I thought Jessica's song was a load of overblown NOTHING tbh Yes she tried, but it was DOA for no matter how much fabric they threw at the perf.

But I did really enjoy One Touch, despite the performer having less presence than an actual DEAD FISH!
I was a BIT surprised that she crashed out as the heart seemed to indicate she was doing OK!

 

[ButterTart]

I almost feel bad for Paul Rey. He's the most hated man in Europe, very possibly the world. We all know for a fact he broke the law to get to AC, so he can't even enjoy his stolen success. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life, and he knows he deserves it.

 

[Iguana]

Waiting for @Suomi to break his silence like

 

[Lucille]

He’s probably burnt 6 innocent goblin villages to the ground by now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He’s probably burnt 6 innocent goblin villages to the ground by now

NO SUCH THING AS AN INNOCENT GOBLIN.

FIREBALL THEM ALL!

 

[D5K]

Oh the studio of One Touch is great!

 

[Music]

This won't be on Spotify for a few days or something

I love this basic shit, it reminds me of me of a redux Dua Lipa - One Kiss.

 

[ButterTart]

Waiting for @Suomi to break his silence like

From his Insta I'd say he's not handling it well.