Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Three

[Sheena]

WHAT IS THIS TEDIOUS TOSS

 

[Madison]

Who is this guy? EDIT: Oh I see.

 

[FetchFugly]

I keep on waiting for some dramatic shift... but no.

 

[VoR]

This is the most boring Army of Lovers performance EVER

 

[D5K]

To be fair there isn't any opening act that we'd find satisfying when all we want is to fastforward five minutes into heaven

 

[Lucille]

Quite the comedown from QUEEN LENA and that NASTY LITTLE CUM SLUT OSCAR.

 

[Sheena]

To be fair there isn't any opening act that we'd find satisfying when all we want is to fastforward five minutes into heaven

LENA PHILIPSSON

 

[Tisch]

Clearly they're setting up something VERY SPECIAL backstage if the length of that intro was anything to go by.

 

[ButterTart]

Hard to believe this song has only been on for forty minutes.

 

[Raining on Me]

All this will do is enhance Charlotte turning dimensions inside out...so, job done!

 

[Dark Carnival]

FINALLY

 

[Sheena]

How have they managed to get the fake crowd noise SO FUCKING WRONG?

 

[Penelope]

Watching with a half and half gin and tonic and a BOTTLE OF WINE

 

[Sheena]

After last night, I'm afraid I'm doing this STONE COLD SOBER

 

[VoR]

THE FACE just made me jump out of my skin all over again

 

[COB]

"GLOBEN'S VULVA"

 

[Dark Carnival]

So Tusse DOES rhyme with BUSSEH!

 

[RJN]

The one sitting down is hot

 

[ButterTart]

How have they managed to get the fake crowd noise SO FUCKING WRONG?

It’s like watching a sitcom.

 

[Raining on Me]

Is this a strong semi? Is Charlotte at any proper RISK?

Tusse sounded a GUARANTEED qualifier but otherwise...she surely has a chance

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hope everyone is ready with the REPORT BUTTON this evening.

 

[Sheena]

THE FACE just made me jump out of my skin all over again

Reminds me of the classic Absolutely Fabulous line:

"A tight, old bladder skin holding together some rotting old offal"

 

[Soldi]

Oh FUCK OFF

WHERE IS CHARLOTTE

 

[Penelope]

Sheena is QUITE right - you WOULD have a go on the one in the brown shirt, WOULDN'T YOU?

 

[Alla]

Oh do shut up an push Perrelli to the stage!

 

[Apoca]

Bring back a GOOD presenter from Skane AKA Oscar Zia.

 

[RJN]

Oh thats not a good way to tuck in a shirt

 

[Penelope]

Christer unleashing the WIZENED GAMMON

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I am really missing the beautiful chemistry of Anis & Oscar

 

[FetchFugly]

Christer is being kept more busy this week.

 

[ButterTart]

It’s about to happen

 

[Apoca]

Time for the GREATEST CATWALK SINCE

 

[Alla]

Here we go guys, HERE WE GO.

SHAKING

 

[Soldi]

Oh here she comes!

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My link is ROUGH!

 

[RJN]

Everyone remember to BREATHE throughout this

 

[Raining on Me]

My biggest takeaway from this thread was Charlotte only being 33 when she did Hero despite, well, terrifying the world.

But somehow she looks the same as then, arguably much better!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[ButterTart]

Three hours in and they’re finally getting to the fucking songs.

 

[Iguana]

Just remember we're all in this together, thinking of you ALL x