Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Two

[Alla]

Except those terrible notes

 

[RJN]

It seems like a better song than this performance showed

 

[Penelope]

Oh I DETEST that one, but now you mention it...

It's literally just the Glitter beat!

 

[Sheena]

I think Mr Sheena might be moonlighting as a MF Twitter snippets reporter

Oh he has NO INTEREST in Twitter, so I doubt that entirely

 

[Dark Carnival]

oh lord Anton

 

[Raining on Me]

I mean it's FINE but it's not going to cause a war or save the world is it? Not overly convinced it won't miss out now...

 

[OprahWinfrey]

The light show doesn't distract enough from
those hot vox

 

[Lucille]

As soon as Covid’s over I wanna go to Sweden and smash all their twunks.

 

[Madison]

I bet the recorded version sounds great. He’s gone 3/3 with good song, great dancing, but nocals.

 

[Tisch]

It was really quite good but I assume it'll get swallowed up tonight.

ID SWALLOW HIM UP ETC.

 

[Sheena]

LOOK, boys, I'm sure this is FUN FOR EUROPE and all that, but unless you're going to SHAVE YOUR ARSE IN THE SHOWER, you're just a PALE IMITATION.

 

[Penelope]

I bet the recorded version sounds great. He’s gone 3/3 with good song, great dancing, but nocals.

He did okay with Begging a couple of times

 

[FetchFugly]

Oscar Zia is actually quite funny. Who would have thought.

 

[COB]

Carola's church, followed by "now we have to drive fast"

 

[Penelope]

! ! !

 

[Madison]

He did okay with Begging a couple of times

The less said about live performances of Natural the better.

 

[Apoca]

SIW!!!!

 

[RJN]

Was she inspired by Zia to also wear an ugly green outfit?

 

[Sheena]

Oscar LITERALLY bending over for cock in that orange jumper

 

[Madison]

Orange jumper DTG

 

[Soldi]

She looks UTTERLY FUCKING THRILLED

 

[OprahWinfrey]

Is this the Swedish equivalent to Shura?

 

[Sheena]

Julia has PROPER CUNT VIBES

 

[Penelope]

Oh Julia Alfrida. A STAR is BORN!

 

[Tisch]

Julia totally UNBOTHERED

 

[ButterTart]

Who’s on now? The one with the eyebrows she should be ashamed of?

 

[Raining on Me]

Why is the girl interrupting the gay foreplay please

 

[Penelope]

Oh Julia Alfrida. A STAR is BORN!

*speaks in deadpan for entire segment*

 

[AlgoAlex]

I mean it's FINE but it's not going to cause a war or save the world is it? Not overly convinced it won't miss out now...

Yes just THERE. Inoffensive but not exciting in the slightest.

 

[Penelope]

Oh she's a LEZ!

 

[FetchFugly]

Julia's daring to flower.

 

[COB]

Oh she's a LEZ!

No

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh she's a LEZ!

I LIKE HER THEN

 

[AlgoAlex]

Somebody thinks they are Lorde ?

 

[ButterTart]

Does it sound as much like Royals as the clip suggests?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Gay is gay in Swedish then. Good to know.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Somebody thinks they are Lorde ?

My thoughts

 

[Raining on Me]

Julia looks like she's popped round to mow your lawn and dig up some weeds

 

[Apoca]

I like this but if you're going to enter a "Royals" rip-off, maybe don't use the word "Royal" in the first verse???

 

[Penelope]

The DANCING!