Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Two

[Alla]

Poor Anna all week applying make up and not showing her

 

[RJN]

If you forget her last name, you can just look at her dress

 

[Tisch]

What the fuck was that Greta BANGER!?

It's a song by Frida! She's my new fave!

 

[Sheena]

It's no HORIZON, is it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a revolting frock. She looks like she's grown out the ground.

 

[Madison]

That chorus came out of nowhere.

 

[D5K]

I was hoping for more from this

 

[COB]

That dress is reminding me to stock up on loo roll.

 

[D5K]

Now it's clear why Anna didn't keep this song for herself

 

[Soldi]

Yeah poor old Frida will be back at the checkouts on Monday

 

[FetchFugly]

This is not a dress to dance like that in (or ever put on)

 

[Sheena]

She's not as good as UPP OCH HOPPA Frida

 

[Alla]

Borefest

 

[Raining on Me]

At least the chorus chord debate is settled - it really IS clunky as fuck...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is a big bag of very little.

 

[Apoca]

Ireland would come 21st in an ESC final with this.

Meh.

 

[Tisch]

My favourite so far

 

[Lucille]

20 Marlboro Lights and a twix please, cheers.

 

[Madison]

She's not as good as UPP OCH HOPPA Frida

Very few Fridas are.

 

[D5K]

Not quite the big moment she wanted I think

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did the Fourth backing singer have to self isolate?

 

[Penelope]

SANG IT FREED

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's a no from me Frida

 

[Madison]

*FLUSH*

 

[COB]

What an absolute WET FART of a big moment!

 

[Sheena]

This is the sort of thing OUR SHIRL would have torn a new arsehole out of. Her voice isn't interesting enough.

 

[Raining on Me]

Can I change my predictions please

Although quite nice finish, but no...

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Unless Frida is inexplicably WILDLY POPULAR with the Swedish public, I predict LAST PLACE for this.

DR ANNA dodged a public humiliation by not entering herself to perform this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh.

 

[OprahWinfrey]

Return it to the clearance aisle please

 

[COB]

Them all SHUFFLING off stage, captured on camera

 

[Soldi]

Not Anna going from KINGDOM COME to THAT TAT

 

[Sheena]

RED CABBAGE, HOW MUCH, FRIDA?

 

[Lucille]

EVA AND EWA

 

[Soldi]

OMG THESE GIRLS

 

[Raining on Me]

Sounds like a pair of SHEEP

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG THESE GIRLS

Define girls.

 

[Alla]

Move over, Eva and Ewa are here

 

[RJN]

Ewa Roos is a great name

 

[Soldi]

The Swedish Rachey and Mandy