Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Two

[FetchFugly]

The NAME DROPPING

 

[Sheena]

Ewa Roos is a great name

Not as good as the Dutch shot putter FANNY ROOS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

JESUS BOY!

 

[RJN]

The redheaded one seems like a teacher who hits her students

 

[ButterTart]

I’m glad to hear Sami and WAHL were excellent. Fingers crossed they qualify and that boring arsehole Patrik flops.

 

[Sheena]

There's a WHIFF of UNA STUBBS about the one on the left

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Holy cunt.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Joke entry I suppose?

 

[Raining on Me]

The redhead decidedly unimpressed with ALL of that

 

[COB]

Wish I had some poppers for this!

 

[VoR]

I can't help but feel mildly PATRONISED by this.

 

[Alla]

DEAD ALREADY

 

[RJN]

Banararama if they are still going in 30 years

 

[Penelope]

Wish I had some poppers for this!

 

[Lucille]

Eva looks ALOT like my landlady.

 

[Tisch]

The out of time hand movements I absolutely can NOT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wish I had some poppers for this!

here have some of mine love

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CROWN IT!

 

[Sheena]

This really is TERRIBLE

 

[D5K]

This'll be an interesting test to see if Sweden likes the oldie comedy entries if they're not male.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This does absolutely NOTHING for me, sorry gays I find them MOST IRRITATING

I'm sure it will have it's fans HOWEVER

 

[Soldi]

OMG I CANT

 

[D5K]

It's another all-female bottom 3 this week isn't it?

 

[RJN]

I feel embarrassed for them

 

[Sheena]

I'm annoyed that the old schlager boiler slot has been taken by this

 

[VoR]

It feels too much like an actual children's TV show bit for me.

It's no C'EST LA VIE

 

[Apoca]

To quote Dana International:

DING DONG SAY NO MORE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

*runs out of breath*

 

[RJN]

For their sake, I really hope these women are in on the joke here

 

[Sheena]

Mr Sheena's opinion when asked what he thinks:

"The lasers are good"

 

[OprahWinfrey]

To think this is actually rehearsed

 

[ButterTart]

From the sound of these reviews every male act is qualifying from a majority female heat

 

[Sheena]

To quote Dana Internation:

DING DONG SAY NO MORE

I'm STILL NOT OVER THOSE UNGRATEFUL EUROPEAN PEASANTS

 

[Raining on Me]

Well I think it's RATHER GOOD FUN

No idea what they're singing, but it's a silly old bop. Rather that then another generic vacuous pretty boy nothing of a song

 

[Lucille]

Well I LOVED EVERY SECOND!

 

[COB]

I thought that was MARVELLOUS

 

[OprahWinfrey]

Is this the BAIT BUS?

 

[Apoca]

SARAH FINE DINER !

 

[VoR]

It's a NEJ TACK from me for the coffin dodgers.

If that qualifies, I will be unable to think of anything but Jessica Andersson, sitting at home still wearing her grotty dress, grimly reaching for another chocolate eclair.

 

[COB]

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