Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Two

[Penelope]

! at Oscar Zia cracking out SDF jokes and Anis NANNE-SHAMING HIM

 

[Penelope]

OMG!

 

[Sheena]

YAY NANNE

 

[VoR]

Loving Nanne's SAMOYAD

 

[Penelope]

NANNE'S LOVELY DOG!

 

[D5K]

Now this is good

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

NANNE looking younger than she did in 2005

 

[COB]

Anis getting stuck into a sausage

 

[Apoca]

NANNE WAS ROBBED

 

[Penelope]

Loving the appearance of that famed Robin Bengtsson CHARISMA

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Robin really is quite a FORGOTTEN MF winner isn't he, as much as I loved the I Can't Go On performance

 

[COB]

A nice subtle bit of LACE for our Patti

 

[Madison]

What’s with all the chains?

 

[Sheena]

Mr Sheena: "He's wearing a see through top"

"He's gay"

"Oh, fair enough"

 

[Alla]

THIS QUEEN

 

[Raining on Me]

Looked like they were on a drug pick up from dirty old pretty Robin. Oh Robin...

 

[Penelope]

Oscar choosing to stare at the other gay in the room at all opportunities once again

 

[Lucille]

Oscar choosing to stare at the other gay in the room at all opportunities once again

I’m sure she’s a FILTHY DICK PIG.

 

[D5K]

Oh it turns out Anton isn't the smarmiest entrant this week.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This performance screams VANITY PROJECT by songwriter to me

 

[Penelope]

Oh this is definitely qualifying some way or the other.

 

[Sheena]

I didn't need this TROPICAL HOUSE TWIDDLY BIT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Perfectly pleasant, and everyone on stage is

 

[D5K]

I didn't need this TROPICAL HOUSE TWIDDLY BIT

That's the main bit I liked!

 

[Apoca]

The boy CAN'T dance.

 

[Soldi]

I don’t think it’s quite strong enough to go DIREKT

 

[Sheena]

Perfectly pleasant, and everyone on stage is

ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME SHIT?

 

[Raining on Me]

Ok I don't hate this like I expected...

 

[RJN]

Well this is boring. Nice outfits for the dancers though

 

[Lucille]

DULL DULL DULL

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This would be much better sung by a fabulous WOMAN!

 

[COB]

This is FINE, but quite unremarkable.

 

[Lucille]

Bring Oscar back please.

 

[Tisch]

This is slapping a lot! A bit sloppy bottom ballard but there's that EXTRANESS to it too. Wouldn't mind this DTF'ing at all.

 

[FetchFugly]

The first verse was a bit rough but I'm quite enjoying it now.

 

[Alla]

If this fucks Anton's chances to go DTF Alla will be pleased

 

[Dark Carnival]

Great gowns beautiful gowns

 

[Iguana]

My favourite so far but the standard hadn't been great

 

[Sheena]

It's OK, but I don't love it. It's so going in the top four though.

 

[Raining on Me]

This is going through, isn't it? I wonder if Anton is in danger now

 

[Apoca]

And that song's straight from random spotify playlist HELL. Not my cup of tea.