Melodifestivalen 2021: Grand Final

[Sheena]

Do we any astonishing interval acts?

CAROLA was up to something on her Instagram today, but I think she might be doing some DANCING thing or something

 

[Beverley]

Why couldn't this bitch do an uptempo

 

[Alla]

The missing piss, more like, toilet break.

 

[Soldi]

I prefer Talking In My Sleep but both of his songs are quite DREARY.

LIGHTEN UP PAUL LOVE, it’s MELFEST!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CAROLA was up to something on her Instagram today, but I think she might be doing some DANCING thing or something

GAY HOPE

 

[Sheena]

I don't hate this either.

 

[Sheena]

I'm not sure I hate ANYTHING this year

 

[Iguana]

I prefer Talking In My Sleep but both of his songs are quite DREARY.

I prefer GOING to sleep

 

[Soldi]

Omg CHARLOTTE NEXT!

 

[ButterTart]

What a waste of a slot.

 

[Iguana]

Omg CHARLOTTE NEXT!

OMG I'M NOT READY

 

[ButterTart]

What a waste of a slot.

Not Charlotte!

 

[Soldi]

If only RENA RAMA DING DONG was in his place instead.

 

[Lucille]

What a waste of a slot.

I’m sure we can find a use for it

 

[FetchFugly]

The effects, the dancing

The song is inoffensive but not final worthy (it still managed to be better than Frida which shows what a damp old duel that was).

 

[Tisch]

What a waste of a slot.

Should've been DING DONG

 

[Beverley]

Great staging, beautiful staging

 

[Beverley]

WHACK DANCING DHO

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve just realised he looks like Jimmy Carr doing a H&M advert.

 

[D5K]

Only just realised it’s ten years since I last went to Melodifestivalen. Really need to rectify that when we can travel again.

 

[COB]

Only good for bukkake this one REALLY

 

[Sheena]

You lot aren't realising that this has been set up for Charlotte to STORM TO GLORY after the Swedish people wake up at the end of this and realise they're all #STILLYOUNG

 

[ButterTart]

Only just realised it’s ten years since I last went to Melodifestivalen. Really need to rectify that when we can travel again.

My first time not watching it live since 2018.

 

[Penelope]

Only good for bukkake this one REALLY

!

 

[Soldi]

HERE SHE IS!

 

[Sheena]

The face has calmed down a bit too, which is, well, LET'S BE THANKFUL

 

[GNL]

That guy had a HORRIBBLY OFF-PUTTING VOICE.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

yes, I'm sure everyone has missed Dermot's dad dancing.

 

[Raining on Me]

The jacket isn't the WORST but it's still a bit C&A cast off

Nothing else to say on the song/him, but he's welcome round to discuss it and he can EVEN STAY

 

[FetchFugly]

Charl looks excited

 

[COB]

She's here, she's had her eyes done and she's READY TO WORK

 

[Lucille]

LOVELY HAIR CHARLOTTE! Where’s HER head & shoulders contract???

 

[Sheena]

YES @ that bitch knowing she needs to be called LA PERRELLI

 

[D5K]

Regardless of the result she’s the real winner this year

 

[Sheena]

BITCH LOOKS GOOD- the face is moving

 

[Alla]

Our Queen!!

 

[Tisch]

TAKE ME TO YOUR HEAVEN CHARLOTTE

 

[Beverley]

Only good for bukkake this one REALLY

Who's eating the CRACKER?

(No, not a RACIAL joke.)

 

[Iguana]

#stillyoung

 

[ButterTart]

Still thinking about that sexy wink when she was about to do her winner’s reprise the other week. What a woman.