Melodifestivalen 2021: Grand Final

[Haiku Rewrites]

cmon Charlotte ANNIHILATE THE COMPETITION

(except Clara)

 

[GNL]

Paws up little youngsters!

 

[Penelope]

BITCH LOOKS GOOD- the face is moving

at where the bar's been set here

 

[Sheena]

THE ICONIC POSE

 

[Beverley]

THAT FACE

 

[Raining on Me]

OMG please let this be a moment! Please let everyone else DIE so she can go to Rotterdam!

 

[GNL]

I have to say the women that have been on so far have been quite DRAB so I look forward to this QUEEN.

 

[Tisch]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's a CULTURAL ICON

 

[COB]

Bathed in the LIGHT of the MOTHERCRYSTAL

 

[Soldi]

THE HEART IS GOING WILD

 

[Sheena]

Oh LOVES I feel INVINCIBLE and, most importantly, STILL FUCKING YOUNG

 

[Beverley]

God this is so dated

 

[ButterTart]

She said it herself, there’s no protocol. This is winning.

 

[Penelope]

God this is so dated

GET. OUT!

 

[Soldi]

God this is so dated

Ikr!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

heart sparking the fastest!

SHE'S WINNING EVERYONE!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'M A SPERM AGAIN!

 

[FetchFugly]

The YELP hiccup verse part kills me every time

 

[Sheena]

God this is so dated

FUCK YOU

 

[Beverley]

Does schlager have to have that tinny beat in the background?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God this is so dated

REPORTED

 

[Sheena]

Who is the dancer who looks like ROBYN?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This just brings me so much joy and I desperately want it to make Eurovision

 

[Penelope]

I'M A SPERM AGAIN!

I'm NOT EVEN CUM!

 

[Beverley]

IT'S NO EVIGHET YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[Sheena]

This really is ALL THAT WE WANTED
Sweden it is IN YOUR HANDS
DO ALL THAT YOU CAN

 

[D5K]

That strut is a moment FOR THE AGES

 

[Soldi]

Beverley clearly not #stillyoung

 

[Penelope]

Love how half of this is just shots of BACKING DANCERS STRUTTING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Beverley how do I get a refund?

 

[Sheena]

NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO A FUCKING MONEY NOTE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHAT. A. HUMAN.

 

[FetchFugly]

I love how Charlotte knows the stage must be filled with PERFORMANCE. Everyone getting their steps in.

Even better than last time.

 

[Lucille]

THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT.

 

[Beverley]

@Beverley how do I get a refund?

BOAT'S SAILED, LUV!

 

[Raining on Me]

I don't think Bev is completely wrong, but FUCK IT it's CHARLOTTE and she MUST go for a third time (for a piss break during the next song, but also WIN)

 

[Soldi]

And here’s the song that’s going to ruin the night

 

[Iguana]

YAAAAAASSSSS!!!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Fabulous !

why did the woman just say Milli Vannilli ?!