Melodifestivalen 2021: Grand Final

[ButterTart]

WHY IS HE STILL DRESSED LIKE GEOFFREY BOYCOTT?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fuck, and I cannot emphasise this enough, off

... I take it that new policy is covering me too then.

 

[D5K]

I don't need you anymore

Can’t tell if you’re being helpful or mega rude

 

[Soldi]

Ew

What bitch

 

[Penelope]

Can’t tell if you’re being helpful or mega rude

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG not that JUMPER again Eric

Incredible it's been TEN YEARS since Popular (!)

 

[Tisch]

Oh I'd definitely leak if Clara won!

 

[Beverley]

... I take it that new policy is covering me too then.

I'll be SPEARHEADING the CRUSADE, BITCH!

 

[Raining on Me]

Eric's chin makes me want to RAPE HIM

!

Although yes he is absolutely fuckable

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, this is good, but it's no "Killed by a Cop" is it?

 

[GNL]

Cricket whites but make it fashion?

 

[ButterTart]

The vocals are a bit rough here, Ric.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I feel like I’d be the only one ok with an Eric win

I really think it is the most instant and would stand out

 

[FetchFugly]

This final has had an array of dreadful styling on the boys and horrible footwear.

 

[Penelope]

Honestly how DARE Eric come on after Clara with THIS (even though I'm a fan of the track)

 

[Beverley]

WTF WITH THE DAD JUMPER

 

[Beverley]

This is really good tho

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's VERY HOT, but I don't rate the song especially. Like a limp ATC.

 

[Lucille]

What a BIZZARE performance.

 

[Iguana]

I like the touch of Gala in the chorus

 

[GNL]

This choreo is quite bad though innit.

 

[Penelope]

He's VERY HOT, but I don't rate the song especially. Like a limp ATC.

Ava Max - My Head & My Heart (sex och depression remix)

 

[Beverley]

The staging is GREAT

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I actually really like Eric as far as the dancing Swedish boys go, but this PERFORMANCE is AWFUL and cringe IMO.

It's quite LIAM PAYNE trying to prove his ARTISTIC VALUE!

 

[Sheena]

There is no place for that KNITWEAR at Eurovision either

 

[Beverley]

I actually really like Eric as far as the dancing Swedish boys go, but this PERFORMANCE is AWFUL and cringe IMO.

It's quite LIAM PAYNE trying to prove his ARTISTIC VALUE!

I think it's kinda sexy.

 

[Iguana]

I think there's absolutely room tonight for this song. Should it win? No, but the chorus is pretty good as far as generic club tracks go

 

[Beverley]

Angry Eric in me etc

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a bit forced Tik Tok.

 

[D5K]

This is no Statements

 

[FetchFugly]

It really goes over the edge when he starts rearranging his pocket and the burglar appears.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh Eric not the CRICKET TOP again. If he wasn't so beautiful this would be one step away from DRUNK UNCLE DOES KARAOKE

But I actually love the song and I'm here for the SILLY DANCING

 

[Penelope]

I think this would be YARDS better with George Michael on vox

 

[Lucille]

Can’t these men show a bit more FLESH?!

 

[Soldi]

Yeah alright love your not Lynda Woodruff.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a bit forced Tik Tok.

I'm so relevant.

 

[Sheena]

See, I forgot ALL ABOUT Dotter

 

[Iguana]

He's all sweaty now

 

[Soldi]

And here’s the WINNER

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Is there such a thing as a HUMBLE SWEDISH MAN?

They usually come 5th in SF.

As Pay TV would say:
Getting a hit be easy
As long as you're loud and cheap and sleazy