Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 1 - Avicii Arena

[Soldi]

I’m here, but I’ll be flicking between this and Sanremo at twenty to.

 

[Soldi]

It’s no LITTLE TOT is it?

 

[ButterTart]

Is anyone else getting a load of sound distortion? I know it’s difficult to tell given the shite that’s playing.

 

[win_the_game]

Still think this was an absolute nothing of a winner

 

[win_the_game]

Lovely HOMOSEXUAL SLEEVES though

 

[Kratz]

If he had been this off key last year, maybe Dotter would have won

 

[Soldi]

Oh not SWEDISH CHILDREN

 

[AlgoAlex]

God I've not listened to that song in an AGE

 

[Raining on Me]

I don't know these people, was Oscar a performer in previous years?

 

[Soldi]

Is that TAMTA sat at the back of the green room?

 

[win_the_game]

Lovely shot of them standing in a PRAYER CIRCLE

 

[AlgoAlex]

Cornelia looks like she should be reading the news

 

[ButterTart]

Already fuming at Omar.

 

[Soldi]

Who’s this laydeh doing the postcards?

 

[win_the_game]

After listening to Italians speaking all week like rapid machine gun fire, Swedish sounds so odd. It's like they've swallowed their tongues.

 

[ButterTart]

After listening to Italians speaking all week like rapid machine gun fire, Swedish sounds so odd. It's like they've swallowed their tongues.

I love it when they go Kermit randomly halfway through a sentence.

 

[Raining on Me]

What the hell is this

 

[Soldi]

Love the GCSE Drama stage props

 

[ButterTart]

B A N A S

 

[win_the_game]

That backing track is very reminiscent of the Timelords

 

[AlgoAlex]

She and this song are just annoying

 

[Kratz]

Bananas…presumably what Malou had gone when she agreed to sing it

 

[Christian]

Diabolical!

 

[Raining on Me]

It sounds like I Kissed A Girl whilst being more insane and still somehow less interesting.

 

[ButterTart]

If this doesn’t qualify I’ll shit a brick

 

[Raining on Me]

This is screwed surely

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh Ace Wilder cowrote…explains a lot

 

[Soldi]

I think the little kiddies will vote this through.

 

[ButterTart]

That backing track is very reminiscent of the Timelords

It’s Rock and Roll Part II by Gary Glitter

 

[Alla]

Malou serving homosexual.sleeves realness

 

[win_the_game]

It's the law of diminishing returns for Malou

 

[AlgoAlex]

That child doesn‘t look like he will have any stage presence

 

[Soldi]

It’s always intriguing as to why they need around FIVE people to write a rather BASIC song.

 

[win_the_game]

Theoz looking like a young Robyn

 

[Kratz]

And yet I can’t get ‘B A N A S…BANANAS!’ out of my head

 

[Christian]

It doesn’t get more white bread than this dreary twink.

 

[Kratz]

It doesn’t get more white bread than this dreary twink.

Come back BISHARA

 

[win_the_game]

Curtains really should have stayed in 1996.

 

[Raining on Me]

Jesus the HAIR

 

[Soldi]

Oh can they stop SCREAMING