Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 1 - Avicii Arena

[Christian]

Leave your charisma at the door, it’s THEOZZZZZZZ

 

[AlgoAlex]

CURTAINS ? Are the nineties back ?

 

[Soldi]

I think my favourite so far has been the transition back to the arena after the postcard.

 

[Christian]

Jesus the HAIR

I used to have that haircut

 

[Kratz]

I used to have that haircut

Me too!

 

[Soldi]

Where has the HEART gone?

 

[AlgoAlex]

However the song is wayyyyy better than the last one

 

[Raining on Me]

I know he deserves to be shot, but this is still better than whatever Malou was serving up

 

[ButterTart]

He has a really punchable face but the song is quite good.

 

[Kratz]

This is DTF surely

 

[Soldi]

Yeah this is quite good

 

[ButterTart]

Why do young Swedes always get styled like they’re the fourth member of 911 who got dropped before they hit the big time?

 

[Soldi]

Has the new voting format gone TITS UP ALREADY?

Maybe Shirl is sabotaging the others

 

[ButterTart]

These first two would make fine qualifiers. Anything to keep Omar from getting out of the semi.

 

[win_the_game]

What's happening? Have pre-teen girls fucked the app?

 

[Alla]

That Swedish Aaron Carter...

 

[ButterTart]

Is it me or is Oscar a bit shit?

 

[Kratz]

I feel like this is being held at a soft play children’s party

 

[Raining on Me]

Has the new voting format gone TITS UP ALREADY?

Have they changed it? It took me FOUR YEARS to understand what was going on before this ffs

 

[Soldi]

Oh don’t remind her of Min Karlek when she’s about to step onto stage with THAT shite

 

[ButterTart]

“Shirley Clamp!”
*polite clapping*

 

[Christian]

Shirl didn’t bother with the cabbage diet this time around then. Good for her!

 

[Alla]

Shirley into spanking, why I'm not surprised

 

[ButterTart]

Is Caroline Quentin about to do her paso doble?

 

[win_the_game]

Teasing us with clips of Shirl's tits-out bangers before she serves us THIS?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Drippy ballad straight in last place ?

 

[Christian]

Pitchy

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm not familiar with this fabled Sharon Clack but this is the best so far...

 

[Soldi]

Cant believe they cut off the electricity for her performance

 

[Kratz]

this hasn’t got a prayer surely

 

[Soldi]

Ooooh camera effects

 

[AlgoAlex]

I'm not familiar with this fabled Sharon Clack but this is the best so far...

Erm you’ve not even heard her rendition of Do They Know It’s Christmas ?

 

[Christian]

Sonja would have nailed this.

Needs more gammon leg!

 

[Raining on Me]

Obviously it's GOING NOWHERE but it's alright for a static ballad

Oh shit those vocals though

 

[win_the_game]

WHAT WAS THAT?

 

[Alla]

Average boring ballad that goes nowhere except to the wanking folder of certain moopy members. This is dreadful, sorry.

 

[Soldi]

Yas Shirley go grab that 5th place QUEEN

 

[Christian]

I’m forever Team Shirley but that was not the one.

 

[Raining on Me]

Erm you’ve not even heard her rendition of Do They Know It’s Christmas ?

I've not heard anything other than her name about a million times on moopy

 

[win_the_game]

Yeah she deserved so much better than that ballad.