Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 1 - Avicii Arena

[Alla]

We say this every year, but what a terrible heat, i'm bored.

 

[win_the_game]

So I presume the app has crashed (AGAIN ) hence them showing the numbers after EVERY SONG

If there's no app results, they've got half a show to pad out

 

[Christian]

Oh Oscar, pull it together or Shirley takes over permanently!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Did he always have those horrible tattoos ?

 

[Kratz]

Robin’s house decidedly nicer than poor Cornelia’s.

 

[Christian]

GUITARS?!

 

[Madison]

Hideous tattoos. Why Robin, why?

 

[Kratz]

If there's no app results, they've got half a show to pad out

That will be taken up by Oscar dropping his cue cards

 

[Raining on Me]

Here comes everyones favourite street drug dealer lookalike and yes it may be basic but by christ he could ruin me

 

[Madison]

He needs some style och consulting tips.

 

[win_the_game]

Those SERIAL KILLER eyes

 

[ButterTart]

‘Innocent love’ sounds like he’s trying to bang a child.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is definitely going to the final, right?

 

[ButterTart]

90-Talet was this but 30000x better.

 

[Raining on Me]

Utterly vacuous

 

[ButterTart]

This feels really flat, right? I’m not just being too harsh?

 

[Madison]

I don’t get this at all.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The wolves are about to perform over on MGP

 

[win_the_game]

This feels really flat, right? I’m not just being too harsh?

The camera work is terrible combined with the NOTHINGNESS of the performance.

 

[Christian]

It’s good but I’ve had enough of him.

 

[Raining on Me]

Okay it picked up a little but...no. Has he done porn yet

 

[Madison]

Massive overuse of Bjorkman vocals too when he doesn’t need them.

 

[Christian]

And no gimmick, no vote.

 

[Christian]

Okay it picked up a little but...no. Has he done porn yet

Yes, with Oscar.

 

[Kratz]

Yeah that was good but feel quite indifferent to it - Cornelia by far the best for me.

 

[ButterTart]

That felt really amateurish, especially how the ending seemed really rushed and breathless.

 

[AlgoAlex]

That was perfectly OK

 

[win_the_game]

The stage is great this year but the performances look positively BUDGET.

 

[Dark Carnival]

B A N A N A S

 

[Raining on Me]

Please let the croaky can't-be-arsed lady go through

 

[Madison]

1. Omar
2. Theoz (sp?)
3. Cornelia
4. Shirley Clamp
5. Robin
6. Malou P
7. Hallaballoo (sp?)

 

[Christian]

The stage is great this year but the performances look positively BUDGET.

Olympics year so SVT have to cut back.

 

[Madison]

This show seems massively under rehearsed.

 

[Kratz]

If there is any justice, Cornelia will sneak a DTF here.

Suspect Shirl is 7th.

Feels quite an open heat because nothing was knock out.

 

[ButterTart]

This show seems massively under rehearsed.

Yes! Really clunky.

 

[Soldi]

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Blonde twink was the ONLY thing worth watching here, I actually think he was really QUITE GOOD. You lot would be creaming your knickers had it been a woman singing it
The Love Generation girl had a decent song, but christ that performance was DREADFUL.

Robin's song was flat and dated, as was his performance

Blonde twink DTF, don't really care about the rest

 

[Soldi]

1. Cornelia
2. The rest

 

[Raining on Me]

Yes, with Oscar.

Let's just watch that next Saturday instead please. You can have Oscar though, face of Sweden's most wanted criminal Robin is mine

 

[ButterTart]

1. Cornelia
2. Theoz
3. Malou
4. Robin
5. Shirley
6. Danne
7. Omar