Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 2 - Also Avicii Arena

[ButterTart]

I hope this qualifies. The AJAX 5000 deserves to finally get to use that 'happy' setting.

 

[Christian]

Fredrik Andersson to report to the backstage area PLEASE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hate this already

 

[Soldi]

Oh not the SWEDISH KATE NASH

 

[ButterTart]

Why is Oscar dressed like a 1920s drag king?

 

[Soldi]

IT’S NOT 2007 LOVE

 

[Christian]

put a BRUSH through that HAIR

 

[Raining on Me]

Why is she singing like she's from ESSEX or something? Wait, is she?

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh we are doing the overwhelmed by it all bit.

 

[Sheena]

I’ve got a friend called Samira. She once wore huge heeled knee highs on a hike up a hill because she’d been told to wear boots and didn’t realise that meant Wellingtons. She’s FABULOUS.

That’s all you need to know.

 

[Sheena]

Who does she sound like? (And it’s not Kate Nash…)

 

[Raining on Me]

God I hate it from the first note!!

 

[FetchFugly]

This girl's affected accent seems to come and go, which just makes it worse.

 

[Soldi]

I note that @VoR is happily TWEETING ALONG TO THIS but won’t post here

 

[COB]

Why is she singing like she's from ESSEX or something? Wait, is she?

She said that her dad is from England, and she was there visiting her grandparents when she found out she'd be in MF (and they couldn't give a fiddler's fuck when she told them )

 

[Kratz]

It’s me THE NEW JAN BRADY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is APPALLING

 

[Sheena]

She’s quite like German Lena

 

[ButterTart]

Why is she singing like she's from ESSEX or something? Wait, is she?

It's a nice song but I wish she wasn't basically Dick Van Dyk in dungarees.

 

[Christian]

VILE

 

[FetchFugly]

Loved her being thrown by putting down her useless prop.

What a mind blowing chorus too.

 

[Christian]

Ochre is not her colour

 

[Sheena]

I’m sorry but there’s no room for dungarees on a Melodifestivalen stage

 

[Kratz]

Brown and mustard is a look

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MAKE IT STOP

 

[Soldi]

We ALL WANT TO BE LOVED you SOPPY OLD COW

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, she's gone stage school.

LEFT ME ALL ALONE ON THE BUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GET EVA BACK IMMEDIATELY

 

[Raining on Me]

She’s quite like German Lena

Only Lena was fabulous and this one needs to be HOOVERED OFF THE STAGE

 

[COB]

Imagine if Sweden sent something like this to Eurovision, honestly

 

[FetchFugly]

DESPERATE some might say. The audience seem quite enthusiastic (as they go).

 

[D5K]

Maybe she’d be loved a bit more if she stopped singing?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Imagine if Sweden sent something like this to Eurovision, honestly

I'd cancel my flights

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine if Sweden sent something like this to Eurovision, honestly

 

[Soldi]

Imagine if Sweden sent something like this to Eurovision, honestly

Don’t because they actually would.

 

[Raining on Me]

She said that her dad is from England, and she was there visiting her grandparents when she found out she'd be in MF (and they couldn't give a fiddler's fuck when she told them )

This somehow makes it worse!

 

[D5K]

I think the heart was glowing gold for that one, so only the 75+ liked it. Or it was just matching her outfit

 

[FetchFugly]

The way his entries just blurred into one!

 

[Soldi]

So nice that everyone is copying my moustache xx

 

[COB]

Wish he had MENDEZ with him again