Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 2 - Also Avicii Arena

[ZenGiraffe]

So nice that everyone is copying my moustache xx

The new pandemic

 

[ButterTart]

Come on, Val

 

[D5K]

The way his entries just blurred into one!

At least Bedroom was memorable (maybe not for the right reasons)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh my goodness, YES PLEASE

 

[Soldi]

The Spanish lyrics just remind me of Ay Mama

 

[Sheena]

Oh that weird surprise dancer arrival bit was TOP NOTCH

 

[Raining on Me]

Not especially sexy Alvaro but MUCH FUN regardless and that's all I ask

 

[Soldi]

But yes up for this CHEAP LATIN TOOT

 

[D5K]

Has he ripped the sleeves off Eric’s cricket sweater?

 

[COB]

Oh just send this derivative old shit, I'm bopping here

 

[Sheena]

Oh this is going to AC at least. It’s the SAME OLD TOOT, but let’s face it, he does it really well.

 

[Kratz]

This old rubbish must go DIREKT!

 

[Sheena]

The staging on this is great!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The pre-chrous is excellent

 

[FetchFugly]

He has stepped it up with the staging with this year. Much better than last year's song too.

 

[Penelope]

This is so disturbingly 'Rishi Sunak goes Despacito' (needless to say I love it )

 

[ButterTart]

Four people dressed as lesbian Joker invading the stage and out Val bravely carries on undaunted.

 

[Soldi]

Yeah glad I picked this to go direkt.

 

[Raining on Me]

Yeah this is so much better than that first song. As if it wouldn't come a comfortable 8th at Eurovision too if not higher

 

[FetchFugly]

Some BRAVE ad libs

 

[ButterTart]

This shouldn't even have to go to a public vote; just put it straight through now.

 

[Soldi]

Oh this is a MUCH better heat! I thought it’d be another DUD after the snippets.

 

[Madison]

As long as you throw in a few ad libs - you don’t need to sing a FUCKING WORD of the final chorus. Ridiculous.

 

[D5K]

Enjoying this heat much more than last week so far

 

[Sheena]

Super impressed. That was so well done, the song was great and he nailed the bits he actually sang. Surprise contender?

 

[COB]

Her English voice!

 

[Sheena]

As long as you throw in a few ad libs - you don’t need to sing a FUCKING WORD of the final chorus. Ridiculous.

THIS. It’s awful!

 

[ButterTart]

Samira modelling C&A's new Rod, Jane & Freddy collection.

 

[Sheena]

Her English voice!

She’s the new LYNDA WOODRUFF

 

[COB]

Her English voice!

ZG just activated RAPE ALARM MODE on his phone at the same time, but I think it was an accident.

 

[Raining on Me]

Wait was that Samira's real accent. Obviously it still has no business qualifying regardless

 

[COB]

What was that joke about Glasgow? Our subtitles went funny

 

[D5K]

What was that joke about Glasgow? Our subtitles went funny

Unlike the joke

 

[Sheena]

Mr Sheena: “Aren’t there any middle aged women who should know better slutting it up on the stage tonight?”

IT’S A FAIR POINT, LOVE

 

[Madison]

Wait was that Samira's real accent. Obviously it still has no business qualifying regardless

Her dad’s from Bristol.

 

[COB]

Finally some tasty birds for @ButterTart.

 

[Sheena]

Then again, he’s also said “Why isn’t Lena Philipsson presenting again?” And “Will she do an interval thing this series?” so he knows which side his CRISPBROD is buttered.

 

[Kratz]

It’s Timoteij with issues

 

[ButterTart]

Yes, yes this will do very nicely.

 

[COB]

This is FAB!