Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 4 - Friends Arena

Hak said:
Love that she has :horny: TITS ON FIRE :horny:
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I try to sleep
With my tits on fire
A change must come
No matter how
 
Speaking of MEDINA as I was and veering violently off-topic as is my way, can I just remind everyone of the PROFOUND SPECTACULARISM of THIS :disco:



And for those of you without an attention deficit, there is an extended version of the Dash Berlin remix which is even more amazing but doesn't appear to be on YouTube :(
 
I hope that Tubby Ali off the Medina insists on DANCING during the performance in a ploddy sort of way :disco:

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COR :horny:
 
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GOOD heat but one with a lot of NOTES for the artists to consider before their presentations on the main stage:

1 - Run To The Hills - SCREECHED when the big bitch beat came in! Somewhere the remaining alive members of Timoteij are weeping that they didn't get to this circa 2018, because this could've absolutely been IT for their comeback. Placing all the members of Sarek and Basshunter's career on a funeral pyre on top of a pentagram so this can go direkt (I swear to GOD Karin if you don't give this the full LIGHTS AND SLICK CAMERA ANGLES treatment I am coming to your house!!!)

2 - Higher Power - The verses are a bit laboured, but I'd be lying if my eyes didn't ASCEND HEAVENWARDS during that absolutely fantastic pre-chorus/chorus. Love this final element of the trilogy and just know every single person under 30 in Sweden will hate it but GOD IS WITH DOCTOR ANNA :disco:

3 - Medina - This sounds like an absolute banger but I feel like it could be a bit higher energy? There's something vaguely louche about it, like a summer anthem set in an authoritarian police state/Serhat - Say Na Na Na (this luke-enthusiastic review is NOT because Sami won't reply to me on Grindr anymore)

4 - La stella - OMG this PORKY HAMMY SHIT :D I can't lie, I was expecting something with a SLIGHTLY more satisfying melody rather than just a disco'ed up Questa notte, but I'm hoping that to make it all worth it the 'RobotBoy wearing a witness protection fake moustache' one on the left turns up in an outfit so disgustingly gauche I can barely breathe (pitch: the Marie Serneholt - Salt n Pepper GLITTER BODYSUIT)

5 - Angelino - Well it's no Every Single Day is it. Not even an Arcade! Can't believe Josef Johansson had to die in heat 4 of yore with Hela natten but this might go direkt

6 - Malin - Look it sounds lovely and gorgeous and like a crystalline thing of beauty but all I can think of while it's playing is whether it'll even manage to get as much as a 5 from any of the age groups

7 - Lillasyster - Yeah like Pingu said there's something very HSM/Glee Cast Recording about this. Ordinarily I wouldn't even resent this going through considering the usual standards of this fare, but there is TOO MUCH at stake this round (sorry for airstriking your house @ButterTart I needed to do it to protect the People's Republic of Anna Bergendahl!!)
 
I’m already in love with the chorus of Higher Power, as I knew I would be. Yes we have seen and heard it all before, but it is soaring and graceful. I already feel like I know exactly how the rest of the song goes.

I pray it at least gets to AC. Just don’t go into the audience Dr!
 
Klara isn’t quite clicking for me - it all feels a bit Alan Walker. No doubt she’ll win the heat!
 
Oh god, the La stella performance looks so boring. Really? You've got a massive hamfest and you decided the best way to stage it was two men dressed all-black like waiters just singing to the camera with nothing else happening and the dullest LED screen possible behind them?

In i dimman ON THE OTHER HAND! :disco:
 
Oh for god's sake at Angelino being the first one since Moving Like That they've decided to give proper Melfest camera angles. At least Klara's got them too.
 
Angelino is so going DTF (and then we never hear from him again).

Is there some production line (repurposed from producing schlager divas) where these boring young male vocalists are turned out?
 
Kratz said:
Angelino is so going DTF (and then we never hear from him again).

Is there some production line (repurposed from producing schlager divas) where these boring young male vocalists are turned out?
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Let’s hope he goes the same fate as Lancelot!
 
Penelope said:
Oh god, the La stella performance looks so boring. Really? You've got a massive hamfest and you decided the best way to stage it was two men dressed all-black like waiters just singing to the camera with nothing else happening and the dullest LED screen possible behind them?
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:oi: How can Tenori botch such a beutiful concept?? I'm seething.
 
Anna had best have teleporting backing dancers again.

Not sold on the Medina and Klara staging yet, but at least Angelino has such an unappealing voice it gives me hope he’ll flop and never come back.
 
Pure RUSSEBUSS energy from KLARA. Inject it into my veins :disco:

(Not a bad heat this one but :basil: at TENORI)
 
I haven't felt fully in the mood this week but THAT HAT on Anna... I'm not convinced the song is quite as strong as the last two though. Klara's track sounds a thrill in studio form but the live clip gives me slightly iffy feelings if not full potential car crash.
 
I've avoided all snippets but can't wait for Anna and Klara to rescue the year tonight :disco:
 
Yeah I feel better about Anna after the clips. Klara NOT going straight through will seem absurd with this kitchen sink approach but let's see.

Angelino sounded awful to these ears so I've predicted LAST because WHY NOT
 
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