Melodifestivalen 2022: THE FINAL - Friends Arena

[FetchFugly]

Cornelia has a POTTY MOUTH

 

[Kratz]

I forget how many televotes there are on offer

 

[Raining on Me]

Did Cornelia just say FUCK

 

[Alias #23]

I swear if fucking Anders still manages to win

NOT AT THIS RATE LUV

 

[Soldi]

Hopefully the Swedes will have given up hoping for an Anders victory at this point

 

[FetchFugly]

Anna putting a brave face on another humiliation.

 

[ButterTart]

Green heart absolutely getting his life.

 

[Sheena]

Just popping in from Friends Arena to say that LENA FUCKING PHILIPSSON still wins Melodifestivalen when she isn’t there.

Seeing a stadium of swedes lose their shit to a cover of THE ANTHEM is absolutely one of the highlights of my ENTIRE LIFE!

 

[ButterTart]

John in his BURLAP TWAT get-up is still annoying me even though I know he won’t win.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Alias #23]

Anna putting a brave face on another humiliation.

She’ll always have her memories

 

[Raining on Me]

So if Anders wins the public vote can he still win overall? I assume it's at least made it MORE DIFFICULT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Extreme trending with Cornelia Jakobs

 

[ButterTart]

There’s a pleasingly real possibility that Medina could win.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

There’s a pleasingly real possibility that Medina could win.

They'd better!

 

[Alias #23]

What was going on with Anna’s TEETH just then?

 

[GNL]

What could be worse than a SPOKEN WORD PIECE?

A spoken word piece with a MESSAGE.

 

[FetchFugly]

NO

 

[Soldi]

There’s a pleasingly real possibility that Medina could win.

They better keep the song in Swedish if they do though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ew poetry

 

[ButterTart]

The crowd going deliberately silent when Faith was on screen

 

[RJN]

I’m glad this is in a language I don’t understand

 

[Alias #23]

Who on earth asked for THIS?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck is this an advert for a bank? I really can’t abide spoken word, it’s just chancers who can’t be arsed singing.

 

[Kratz]

Pack it in love

 

[RJN]

Moopy poetry forum now?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moopy poetry forum now?

Nope

 

[win_the_game]

Far too much to say for herself.

 

[FetchFugly]

Couldn't they have had Oscar do another gay interest number?

 

[ButterTart]

At least have Sara Li come out to do a tits out chorus to break up this speaking.

 

[win_the_game]

Well that captured the mood of the evening perfectly.

 

[Soldi]

Also I’m going to boo the Czech Republic at Eurovision after that dog egg of a vote.

 

[Apoca]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Melodifestivalen producers: "SPOKEN WORD PERFORMANCE"

 

[Raining on Me]

Such a spoken word PARTY ANTHEM

 

[GNL]

Moopy poetry forum now?

Everyone get your votes in for my Sylvia Plath RATE

 

[RJN]

Are these jury votes now? Or what?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Where's my John Keats audio tape when I need it

 

[win_the_game]

Are these jury votes now? Or what?

The public votes.

 

[FetchFugly]

ROBIN

 

[COB]

STOP THE COUNT!