Melodifestivalen 2023: Andra Chansen - Örnsköldsvik

[FetchFugly]

Those trousers and that belt still confuse me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

couldn't get on with having my trousers pulled up to my chin.

Give it five years and you'll be doing that anyway in retirement

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is worse the second time around

 

[Soldi]

I didn't see week one. Is he even trying?

Heat 1 is one which will not be spoken of ever again, thank you.

 

[Tisch]

I didn't see week one. Is he even trying?

I'm enjoying it more i think! By this point in week 1 I was so despondent by how it was all going, but this week has pep to it.

 

[AlgoAlex]

There’s been a fair few questionable notes

 

[FetchFugly]

This song is perfectly pleasant (even if that nasally bit really wasn't) but he has no place in the final if Mariette is not there.

 

[Soldi]

I look forward to next hearing this in a few years time when he sends the same song again x

 

[ButterTart]

These vocals though

 

[D5K]

Just wait until Karin organises a Victor and Paul Rey duet next year.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Heat 1 is one which will not be spoken of ever again, thank you.

HA glad I missed it too then

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I look forward to next hearing this in a few years time when he sends the same song again x

But for which country this time?

 

[Tisch]

Forgive me but I'm laughing at the Mr Tickle pervert arms

 

[D5K]

But for which country this time?

Maybe he can go to Belarus and mysteriously disappear.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Forgive me but I'm laughing at the Mr Tickle pervert arms

I was just wondering who the audience was for that

 

[Tisch]

Tennessee Tears squeezed out their thimble of personality for this bit then

 

[ButterTart]

Just wait until Karin organises a Victor and Paul Rey duet next year.

The collective stage presence of a book of carpet samples.

 

[Soldi]

But for which country this time?

San Marino, surely?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I was just wondering who the audience was for that

This is so VICIOUSLY CUTTING!

 

[ButterTart]

I think this might be my favourite song of the night.

 

[Iguana]

Oh really is just Shallow

 

[FetchFugly]

Backcombed lady tears still sounding rough then.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think this might be my favourite song of the night.

It's like that gobshite Eurovision song from a few years ago where they were on a road that everyone jizzed over despite it being terrible.

 

[AlgoAlex]

This is so VICIOUSLY CUTTING!

I’m just a humourless cunt

 

[AlgoAlex]

This is better than Crone but well just THERE

 

[ButterTart]

That was quite a violent solo vocal from Mrs Tennessee Tears.

 

[ButterTart]

Still a fucking BANGER.

 

[Soldi]

I think this might be my favourite song of the night.

To be fair, didn’t you send this song to ASFM a few years ago?

 

[FetchFugly]

Maybe I am just averse to her vocal stylings.

 

[Tisch]

Yep this is very much hitting the spot tonight.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He looks like David Tennant recovering from a terrible drug problem

 

[ButterTart]

To be fair, didn’t you send this song to ASFM a few years ago?

I sent Still Young a month before she sent it to Melodifestivalen.

 

[Kala]

They are really FLYING through the songs tonight!

 

[FetchFugly]

Now this one I could really do without.

 

[D5K]

Why does someone from the Elov and Beny team keep making wanking gestures?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I do hope we get MORE PIT tonight

 

[Tisch]

Oh Elov and Benny making wanker symbols to the camera again

 

[AlgoAlex]

They are really FLYING through the songs tonight!

Not fast enough through some of them

 

[ButterTart]

He looks like David Tennant recovering from a terrible drug problem

The one with the beard didn't look much better.

 

[ButterTart]

Here's the song I think I'm expected to like but is actually a load of shit.