Melodifestivalen 2023: Andra Chansen - Örnsköldsvik

[D5K]

To be fair to her, at least she’s been to Eurovision, unlike her ex.

Now now, Mariette had category D tickets to semi 1 in malmo

 

[FetchFugly]

I hope Nordman try a bit harder this time.

 

[Tisch]

The drunk dad in the audience with his REALLY SAD looking wife and kids

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah she was! Along with LINDA PRITCHARD who shouted DANNY when she saw me. Shame my name is David.

I love that you're the most well-connected person in Sweden.

 

[FetchFugly]

Emil will have Linda's job next year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This really should have been DTF

 

[D5K]

I’d love this song so much more if someone else was singing it.

 

[Tisch]

Bit more life this time round. I just resent that the chorus is literally just an instrumental

 

[FetchFugly]

I like it but they need more than the screens and some dry ice for the show.

 

[ButterTart]

Standing around in front of a screensaver isn't quite the compelling stage show this song warrants.

 

[D5K]

Standing around in front of a screensaver isn't quite the compelling stage show this song warrants.

Doesn’t even have the excitement of when the bouncing box hits the corner exactly.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Standing around in front of a screensaver isn't quite the compelling stage show this song warrants.

It would be if it was this screensaver

 

[Kala]

COME ON GIRL!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Doesn’t even have the excitement of when the bouncing box hits the corner exactly.

The birth and auction of my children wasn't as exciting as the box hitting the corner exactly.

 

[Kala]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH

 

[ButterTart]

I never thought Veruca Salt could top I Want It Now, but the 52 year break clearly did her the world of good.

 

[FetchFugly]

I like this even more this time. I think because I was prepared for her so low verse vocals.

 

[Kala]

This is basically a SATURDAYS song

 

[ButterTart]

This is just a straight up banger

 

[D5K]

Don’t you worry (almost) child

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is basically a SATURDAYS song

The vocals are too competent for that

 

[D5K]

This is basically a SATURDAYS song

They wish!

 

[Tisch]

Yeah this is brilliant. It makes me sad that Biktopia couldn't scrape through and round off this round.

 

[Iguana]

I adore this!

 

[Soldi]

What was that KICK?!

 

[Kala]

That HEART went fucking MENTAL

 

[Kala]

She's QUALIFYING, right, girlies?

 

[FetchFugly]

The top three feels quite obvious. I will hope that the elderly of Sweden come through for Mariette.

 

[Tisch]

They really fucked up with how unequal the heats were. I hope they look at that next year. That would have probably been DTF in literally any other heat this year (I have not thought that deep about this don't @ me)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Bye ladies, I'm off to Iceland.

Who wants a PRAWN RING?

 

[Soldi]

She's QUALIFYING, right, girlies?

I think she’ll win tonight actually!

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think she’ll win tonight actually!

Her and Theoz are CLEAR standouts so cross fingers

 

[D5K]

Mariette and Kiana have to go through

 

[Kala]

I cannot believe I am STANNING a fucking SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL

 

[Iguana]

 

[AlgoAlex]

Less talking and more of this terrible/incredible song please

 

[ButterTart]

They really fucked up with how unequal the heats were. I hope they look at that next year. That would have probably been DTF in literally any other heat this year (I have not thought that deep about this don't @ me)

I don't understand the pacing of the heats at all. Kiani or Mariette in Heat 3 would have put paid to Paul Rey qualifying, and basically anything else from tonight would have been welcome in heat 1.

 

[AlgoAlex]

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Just popped to the kitchen for a drink

 

[Soldi]

Isn’t she Benjamin Ingrosso’s mum or something?

 

[Kala]

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Did you make this?