Melodifestivalen 2023: Deltävling 3 - Lidköping

[Alla]

Such a random opening, I guess it was the cheapest act

 

[D5K]

WHO IS SHE?

The host.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH!

EXPLAIN

 

[Soldi]

She’s gone?

You’ll get there..

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can Sweden just send that. I'm sure the EBU will change the rules after hearing the quality of the other Swedish options

 

[win_the_game]

Slightly concerning that Dolly Style's entry from 2019 is amongst the best of what we've heard in this year's Melfest.

 

[ButterTart]

Bald one is a poppy twat, then.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ugh Google translate is not translating the subtitles

 

[Penelope]

Slightly concerning that Dolly Style's entry from 2019 is amongst the best of what we've heard in this year's Melfest.

It STANDS HIGH in ANY YEAR

 

[ButterTart]

Here he is, the anonymous little VOLE.

 

[Penelope]

Would still absolutely let LIAMOO be a devoted father of my children.

 

[Soldi]

Ugh, I’m off to put my pizza in

 

[FetchFugly]

Another WHITE FLAT

 

[ButterTart]

I like his little Barratt Bedsit.

 

[win_the_game]

Surely all those white furnishings must be a bugger to keep clean.

 

[ButterTart]

Nice reminder of his genuinely atrocious previous entries.

 

[Penelope]

Paul has a LOVELY KITCHEN but again, same crime as Victor Crone of ALL WHITE INTERIORS

 

[Kratz]

I quite like ‘Talking in My Sleep’

 

[Penelope]

Surely all those white furnishings must be a bugger to keep clean.

It's a status symbol for showing you can afford a regular cleaner x

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This really is hateful

 

[ButterTart]

For people who find Victor Crone too edgy.

 

[FetchFugly]

I would change it... ROYALLY!?!

 

[Penelope]

Is it me or is this an all-female version of the KINGDOM COME choreography?

 

[Kratz]

But this is shite

 

[ZenGiraffe]

There is nothing rebellious about a song even Coldplay would describe as "a bit dull"

 

[ButterTart]

This would have been acceptable by someone with stage presence.

 

[FetchFugly]

He does not suit a smiley performance.

 

[D5K]

Why on earth did they think HE was the person for this song?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank you for the effort but no

 

[Dark Carnival]

3/10

 

[Kratz]

Oh Christ is this the dance from Bigger than Us?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was that a key change or just a cry for help?

 

[ButterTart]

Dance break… for someone who can’t dance. And a key change he was entirely incapable of.

 

[Penelope]

! at the CALCULATED INSULT of that key change

 

[Soldi]

His other two entries (and one of which I can’t even remember) were better.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I would change it... ROYALLY!?!

Royally shit?

 

[Alla]

Nice but nothing exciting, very generic. And with the slo mo effect

 

[Penelope]

His other two entries (and one of which I can’t even remember) were better.

Yeah. Better tailored to ballads. That was not a well suited uptempo.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now THAT is a kitchen