Melodifestivalen 2023: Deltävling Two - Linköping

[D5K]

This segment’s going on a bit

 

[Alla]

Maria Sur depends on her sob story and how tragic is to go DTF or AC, I guess.

 

[Sheena]

Are IKEA sponsoring this because that kitchen couldn’t be more generic Swedish.

 

[Penelope]

They're really filling for time to put up this guy's staging...

 

[Sheena]

Even the presenter looks embarrassed

 

[D5K]

They're really filling for time to put up this guy's staging...

I’m expecting something like Stonehenge.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I know Swedish furniture is chic, but their homes just look DEPRESSING

 

[Alla]

Oh gingerbread!

 

[Penelope]

I sense this will be fine for what it is but still come last because it only really appeals to 1-2 of the age groups.

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus, that segment lasted so long I thought I’d accidentally switched over to Sanremo.

 

[win_the_game]

They're really filling for time to put up this guy's staging...

Which is also Ikea by the looks of it.

 

[ButterTart]

What is this.

 

[FetchFugly]

I know Swedish furniture is chic, but their homes just look DEPRESSING

I was just thinking his place looked like a set from an eighties set Swedish police drama.

 

[win_the_game]

He was supposed to be some sort of coup for SVT wasn't he.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't... what... huh?

 

[Alla]

Dear god...

 

[Sheena]

I don’t hate this. The staging is fun. But he can’t really sing.

 

[Kratz]

Worst staging since Lisa Miskovsky’s busy commute

 

[D5K]

That’s his wife in the background isn’t it?

 

[Soldi]

I think I like this

 

[Penelope]

This horror vocal!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

This is bloody awful

 

[Alla]

I should have put this last

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The staging is interesting enough, but I don't come to Eurovision for gritty heterosexual melodrama.

 

[Penelope]

Oh it's getting INTERESTING!

 

[Sheena]

Has he hurt his voice and that’s what the drink is about?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Will this EVER END ?

 

[D5K]

Still more interesting than most of last week’s songs.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh it's getting INTERESTING!

ARM WAVING??

 

[Penelope]

How did he get a mostly SPOKEN WORD track OUT OF TUNE?

 

[FetchFugly]

Even if his song and vocal were up to much, the staging would take over everything.

 

[D5K]

How did he get a mostly SPOKEN WORD track OUT OF TUNE?

Det ar mirakel

 

[Penelope]

Adding that to the list of entries that would've ascended to HIGH ART if it had ended with him shooting himself in the mouth

 

[Sheena]

How did he get a mostly SPOKEN WORD track OUT OF TUNE?

Annikafiore managed it during the Alcastar bridge, so he’s only learnt from the best

 

[FetchFugly]

Someone has gone to great effort with their glittery Theoz sign.

 

[Sheena]

My Swedish “family” have told me he has Parkinson’s, which explains the sat down performance

 

[Alla]

Haven't seen anything but I have a feeling this is not for me.

 

[Penelope]

Love a songwriter called WIGELIUS

 

[Kratz]

Every group has its Louise Nurding

 

[FetchFugly]

The white guy is DAGGY