Melodifestivalen 2023: Deltävling Two - Linköping

[ILL ADVISED]

If this boy never goes to Eurovision it'll be a dying shame.

I was saying the same. Not a shame per se but I think he’ll end up there one day

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Catchy as fuck. Shame he has a face only a paedophile would fuck.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I think

Theoz and Wiktoria - DTF
AC - panetoz and Maria

 

[Alla]

Surely Wiktoria has the vote of the older groups? It's the innofensive girl you want to be the girlfriend of your gay granson.

 

[D5K]

They don’t even put the artist or song name in the reprise?!

 

[Sheena]

12- Wiktoria
10- Panetoz
8- Theoz
6- Uwe
4- Maria
2- Boring Nu- Country Duo
0- Eden

But SLIM PICKINGS. They’re clearly setting it up for Loreen.

 

[VoR]

All things being equal it SHOULD be THEOZ and Wiktoria to the finals. I'll be quite cross if Maria sails through.

 

[Penelope]

They don’t even put the artist or song name in the reprise?!

So many curious production decisions. This and ditching reprises really smack of reinventing the wheel worse.

 

[FetchFugly]

WOAH-OH-OH

 

[cwej]

Theoz's was best by an absolute mile.

I liked Maria's song, but not the performance.

 

[Penelope]

I'll be overjoyed if Theoz goes direkt, but I won't mind if it's Maria Sur direkt. I'll cackle for weeks if those Swedes reclaim their rep as COLD BITCHES and send her to AC

 

[ButterTart]

12 Panetoz
10 Theoz
8 Tennessee Tears
6 Wiktoria
4 Eden
2 Maria Sur
0 Uje

Actually thoroughly enjoyed this heat. We could have done with a couple of these to liven last week up.

 

[Alla]

Oh it's HIM

 

[VoR]

Is this to BUTTER HIM UP after last week's humiliation?

 

[Alla]

WTF

 

[Kratz]

My friend just now ‘is he dead?’

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Just having a debate as to whether Thomas G:son or Max Martin would be more famous to swedes?

 

[Penelope]

What are the axes on the G:SON-SPEKTRAT?

 

[Penelope]

Just having a debate as to whether Thomas G:son or Max Martin would be more famous to swedes?

Max, surely? He has a POLAR MUSIC PRIZE!

 

[Alla]

Samba sambero remembered

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My friend just now ‘is he dead?’

Mr Ag said the same!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is THIS SHIT?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

WHERE ARE THE TUNES!!??

 

[VoR]

G:Son certainly isn't being paid by the WORD tonight, is he?

 

[Alla]

 

[ButterTart]

The role of Thomas G:Son is being played tonight by Les Dawson.

 

[D5K]

What was the hat thing about?!

 

[VoR]

Right enough of that nonsense, UNLEASH BENGTZING!

 

[Penelope]

INVALID IN MELODIFESTIVALEN HALL OF FAME 2023?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I switched over to see him off of text und musik in a wheelchair and a hat.

Sure

 

[Alla]

What was the hat thing about?!

It looked like a lie detector.

 

[Penelope]

Maria SEEMS A GIGGLE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why was there a SICK BUCKET?

 

[ButterTart]

Some very toothsome children in the audience tonight.

 

[Alla]

Same live audience that we had in BenidormFest, all families with kids.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Loving that man hating every second of being on screen and wanting to die

 

[Penelope]

This must be QUITE THE NIGHT OUT in LINKÖPING (where is Lynn Sherping)

 

[Penelope]

This must be QUITE THE NIGHT OUT in LINKÖPING (where is Lynn Sherping)

Oh, Stockholm's SURREY

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh bog off.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, fuck that.