Melodifestivalen 2023: The Final - Stockholm

[COB]

God this is fucking FABULOUS

 

[Zu]

Not as good as the German entry is it

 

[COB]

You know who's suffered a lot of loss? MARRIETE RIGHT BYE FOR A WHILE AGAIN

 

[Lucille]

I don’t mind rock but the difference between them and Maneskin is this shit is DATED as fuck.

 

[Dark Carnival]

God this is fucking FABULOUS

Oh COB not you

 

[OutSynk]

God this is fucking FABULOUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don’t mind rock but the difference between them and Maneskin is this shit is DATED as fuck.

THAT'S THE POINT

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don’t mind rock but the difference between them and Maneskin is this shit is DATED as fuck.

As they say in Sweden, TAK!

 

[Apoca]

The staging of this is amazing. The song is passable. Guitarist with dark hair super fuckable.

Thanks!

 

[Lucille]

THAT'S THE POINT

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I don’t mind rock but the difference between them and Maneskin is this shit is DATED as fuck.

That's their USP! Nu metal fans are WEIRDLY LOYAL!

 

[Zu]

At least this one has BALLS which none of the others so far have presented us with

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The staging of this is amazing. The song is passable. Guitarist with dark hair super fuckable.

Thanks!

ALL OF THEM are fuckable.

TRAIN PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

Oh finally a BOP.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Will we get another HIGH KICK???

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Where Did You Go? is basically the hypothetical The Saturdays comeback single isn't it

 

[Lucille]

The baritone always catches me off guard!

 

[D5K]

I hadn’t realised this one had a rain/pain combo too!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Wiktoria must HATE HER!

 

[Lucille]

I hadn’t realised this one had a rain/pain combo too!

Oh FFS!

 

[Lucille]

Imagine getting ploughed to this at RS’ circuit party later.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The baritone always catches me off guard!

 

[Lucille]

HIGH KICK!

 

[Zu]

Not finding this BASSO PROFONDO spectacular that thrilling. I don’t understand how anyone could enter it thinking THIS COULD WIN

 

[Lucille]

The only act worthy of sharing a stage with our MOTHER!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG I checked grindr and missed the high kick!!!

 

[Lucille]

Act 9 already!

 

[Lucille]

OMG I checked grindr and missed the high kick!!!

 

[Alla]

Mother coming soon!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OMG I checked grindr and missed the high kick!!!

Can't believe you are even contemplating sex when MOTHER is coming

 

[Zu]

Someone warn SVT security of the risk of a second WANKING INCIDENT

 

[OutSynk]

Mother coming soon!!

Can she hurry up please!!!

 

[Apoca]

When are we going to get a SAREK COMEBACK?

 

[D5K]

Why couldn’t they have given sarek this song?

 

[Lucille]

Can she hurry up please!!!

She’s been doing her nails for 3 HOURS!

 

[Zu]

Girls we’ve got PAUL REY YET!

 

[Lucille]

Girls we’ve got PAUL REY YET!

 

[Apoca]

Girls we’ve got PAUL REY YET!

5 plays of BLOOD AND GLITTER for you.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

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[Zu]

This one does nothing for me. I am however delighted that there are THREE G:son songs in the final