Melodifestivalen 2023: The Final - Stockholm

[Zu]

It would’ve been a perfect score if it wasn’t for the WICKED and SPITEFUL CROATIA!

Coming last in the semi will serve them right

 

[Lucille]

LOVE HER!!!

 

[Apoca]

Cazzi goes to Liverpool

 

[Zu]

Well that went ALMOST EXACTLY AS HOPED!

 

[Soldi]

OH THANK FUCK

 

[Soldi]

MARIA SECOND LAST

 

[Lucille]

What a FANCY TASSLE!

 

[Soldi]

Paul Rey in THIRD can FUCK RIGHT OFF

 

[Lucille]

MARIA SECOND LAST

THAT POOR WOMAN!

 

[Apoca]

NINA!
KIM!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The voting jingle didn't need this extended mix

 

[D5K]

Do En gang for @Alla !

 

[Apoca]

The voting jingle didn't need this extended mix

Jail.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

CONGRATULATIONS to THEOZ and whichever country gave him that utterly random 12 POINTS, even he seemed confused

The jury love for Paul Rey remains utterly baffling

 

[dmlaw]

I switched it on and there are some women in burgundy pleather. I don’t understand. Are they going to Liverpool?

 

[win_the_game]

The voting jingle didn't need this extended mix

HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR A FORMER WINNER.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh maybe it's the PINOT but the Jon Henrik Mario Fjällgren song was suddenly BOPPING in this recap?? I'd forgotten it even EXISTED!

 

[D5K]

Also what a weird choice of reprise clip for Smash Into Pieces

 

[Apoca]

I switched it on and there are some women in burgundy pleather. I don’t understand. Are they going to Liverpool?

YES!

Nina & Kim - vindicated at last!

 

[Kratz]

Paul fucking Rey!

 

[Zu]

Oh maybe it's the PINOT but the Jon Henrik Mario Fjällgren song was suddenly BOPPING in this recap?? I'd forgotten it even EXISTED!

IT’S THE PINOT LUV

 

[Lucille]

Oh maybe it's the PINOT but the Jon Henrik Mario Fjällgren song was suddenly BOPPING in this recap?? I'd forgotten it even EXISTED!

Once again, it’s the PINOT!

 

[D5K]

Also what a weird choice of reprise clip for Smash Into Pieces

Never mind, they changed it this time around

 

[Soldi]

Croatia were the only country not to give Loreen 12

FUCK YOU HRVATSKA

 

[Apoca]

Oh maybe it's the PINOT but the Jon Henrik Mario Fjällgren song was suddenly BOPPING in this recap?? I'd forgotten it even EXISTED!

It's no Norrsken, I'm sorry.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

When I'm standing in the rain
No one's gonna save me from the pain
I will never, never GIVE UP!!!

 

[dmlaw]

Ooh, that horizontal screen thing does look like an accident waiting to happen.

 

[Zu]

Croatia were the only country not to give Loreen 12

FUCK YOU HRVATSKA

Not nice to say it but they’re a sick and disgusting people

 

[Zu]

Ooh, that horizontal screen thing does look like an accident waiting to happen.

WE KNOW RIGHT

 

[D5K]

Probably focussing on the wrong thing but how exactly do they get the Marcus and Martinus lasers not to be solid all the way down?

 

[Lucille]

Not nice to say it but they’re a sick and disgusting people

Don’t forget, SPITEFUL!

 

[Lucille]

Probably focussing on the wrong thing but how exactly do they get the Marcus and Martinus lasers not to be solid all the way down?

I dunno I’m a FAGGOT not a LIGHTING TECHNICIAN.

 

[COB]

Did Danny DIE?

 

[Lucille]

Who’s feeling… MOTHERLY?!?

 

[D5K]

I dunno I’m a FAGGOT not a LIGHTING TECHNICIAN.

You can be both!

 

[Apoca]

Wait are they inducting Danny the night Loreen is going to win again?

Way to open the wounds again.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I dunno I’m a FAGGOT not a LIGHTING TECHNICIAN.

But how do you get a good MISE-EN-SCÉNE in the bedroom/sauna/alley?

 

[Lucille]

But how do you get a good MISE-EN-SCÉNE in the bedroom/sauna/alley?

iPhone torch aimed at my HOOP tends to do it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

iPhone torch aimed at my HOOP tends to do it.

 

[dmlaw]

But how do you get a good MISE-EN-SCÉNE in the bedroom/sauna/alley?

Spending your time exclusively in dark rooms avoids the need for that whole ‘lighting’ palaver.