Melodifestivalen 2024: Deltävling Four (Eskilstuna)

[tommie]

Is she slipping into English or do I understand Swedish now?

It's a joke about how she's talking to the parents in English so that the kids won't understand what she's saying.

 

[ButterTart]

Why is she dressed like greyscale Mr Blobby?

 

[Lucille]

God you’d have to watch your purse around Danny.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh good, the shitty panel are back.

 

[auretz]

Thank goodness they’ve got two people talking in a monotone over some laptops in case the momentum became too much

 

[Tisch]

I can't put my finger who Danny reminds me of, but I'm sure I've seen an E-Fit looking very similar one time or another

 

[ButterTart]

Thank goodness they’ve got two people talking in a monotone over some laptops in case the momentum became too much

Once they've got the pesky songs out of the way we'll have a solid half hour of that to be delighted by.

 

[Tisch]

Lovely CURLS, the 75+ vote is going to WILD

 

[Lucille]

Once they've got the pesky songs out of the way we'll have a solid half hour of that to be delighted by.

Speak for yourself I’m getting off to SAN MARINO!!!

 

[ButterTart]

I can't put my finger who Danny reminds me of, but I'm sure I've seen an E-Fit looking very similar one time or another

 

[Lucille]

Lovely CURLS, the 75+ vote is going to WILD

20 year’s old Lucy’s anus would be quivering at the curls and jumper combo.

 

[Lucille]

Speak for yourself I’m getting off to SAN MARINO!!!

I of course meant to say JETTING OFF.

 

[Tisch]

I of course meant to say JETTING OFF.

No you DIDN'T

 

[Tisch]

Speak for yourself I’m getting off to SAN MARINO!!!

 

[tommie]

The song isn't too bad, but a classic case of a new act not spending enough in rehearsals and having a hard time with syncing the dance routine, singing and camera.

 

[Lucille]

Well I think it’s turgid.

 

[win_the_game]

Well this one is just DRIPPING with charisma.

 

[ButterTart]

I actually quite like the song but HE is very offputting. He looks like he lives on a barge and would give you a very stern lecture for calling it a barge.

 

[Tisch]

Bit boppy but with all the lyrical prowess of a Victor Crone leftover

 

[Lucille]

Why was one backing dancer 35?

 

[Kala]

That was fucking boring.

 

[VoR]

Hoping for some hot trash from this next one following that listless opening.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

VILE.

 

[Tisch]

Wait, how is @Lucille twirling in the background, posting here AND getting off on San Marino?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

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Love that this is gaining traction before her official induction

 

[FetchFugly]

At least this one looks pleased to be there.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm excited for this one, and she seems to come from the Lisa Ajax school of having a face that makes you look like an impossible cunt.

 

[Tisch]

Why was one backing dancer 35?

Wait, how is @Lucille twirling in the background, posting here AND getting off on San Marino?

And I oop

 

[Tisch]

I'm excited for this one, and she seems to come from the Lisa Ajax school of having a face that makes you look like an impossible cunt.

She IS Lisa Ajax right? It's like when Rowan Tree gets 5 goes in one ASFM.

 

[Lucille]

And I oop

 

[ButterTart]

And I oop

Poor, ancient Lucille

 

[Lucille]

Wait, how is @Lucille twirling in the background, posting here AND getting off on San Marino?

And posting as MARTHA SKIDD on my SECOND DEVICE!

 

[ButterTart]

And posting as MARTHA SKIDD on my SECOND DEVICE!

GASP!

 

[ButterTart]

15 seconds in and already better than the entirety of last week.

 

[VoR]

Is she even singing the chorus?

 

[auretz]

I had absolutely nothing to say about the first one, but this one is like a nursery rhyme meets Queen Of Kings

 

[tommie]

I really like the effect they're doing that it sounds like the audience is singing along.

But yes, trashy EPA-dunk banger delivered.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is a bit limp, when you consider this is a world that will soon have We Will Rave

 

[VoR]

Yeah I wanted to like that a lot more than I did.

 

[ButterTart]

At least I'll have that HOT SHIT on my Spotify playlist before the evening's out.