Melodifestivalen 2024: Deltävling Three (Växjö)

[Lucille]

The song isn’t bad but he’s not selling it AT ALL.

 

[ButterTart]

Do we actually need these women yammering on for an hour?

 

[tommie]

The song isn’t bad but he’s not selling it AT ALL.

Exactly. The song dies with the "you taaaaayy-ke my breath away" parts. It kills all momentum.

 

[Lucille]

6 songs isn’t enough songs.

 

[Lucille]

Does this one have a whiff of YOUNG VOR?

 

[Madison]

I’ve seen this guy on TikTok. Weird accoustic versions of Linda Bengtzing entries.

 

[ButterTart]

Klaudy with a chance of a fucking boring three minute ORDEAL.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

He looked mega nervous

 

[Madison]

Think of the crumbs.

 

[Lucille]

Does this one have a whiff of YOUNG VOR?

To answer my own question, no, he doesn’t.

 

[VoR]

Does this one have a whiff of YOUNG VOR?

Because of the visible psoriasis?

I hate his song but poor guy. I might DM him the number of my dermatologist.

 

[Lucille]

Because of the visible psoriasis?

No

 

[VoR]

No

I did think that was a bit MEAN even by your rotten standards.

 

[ButterTart]

This is a LONG VT for someone with no discernible characteristics.

 

[D5K]

They’ve dug out Anna Bergendahl’s shrubs!

 

[tommie]

I hope his girlfriend dumps him.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh I hate this already so very much.

 

[Soldi]

Does this one have a whiff of YOUNG VOR?

Because of the visible psoriasis?

No

!!!!

 

[Lucille]

I quite like the cardigan!

 

[win_the_game]

Surprisingly not hating this.

 

[ButterTart]

I quite like the cardigan!

Somehow the most perverse thing you’ve said all week.

 

[D5K]

I wish he’d put on a new shirt after spilling bolognaise over that one

 

[Lucille]

Let’s be honest they’re all just a warm-up for the MAIN EVENT!

 

[Madison]

Competent. Unlike what follows, I suspect.

 

[ButterTart]

Lady Colin Campbell

 

[FetchFugly]

Surprisingly not hating this.

I think it is fine. It won't be if he knocks out either of the first two songs though.

 

[ButterTart]

This duo of EVIL WOMEN to sit through before we get to the interminable interval.

 

[Lucille]

I will NOT shake. I WON’T shake!

 

[FetchFugly]

SO THIN

 

[win_the_game]

Missing every camera cue so far. This is going well.

 

[VoR]

The COMPLETE lack of stage presence is quite something

 

[ButterTart]

She is doing FUCK ALL and the song is CRAP!

 

[tommie]

LA LA LA GUNILLA!

THE DANCE !!!!

 

[VoR]

Is she actually capable of WALKING UNAIDED?

 

[Madison]

She’s missing more cameras than Corinna May.

 

[Soldi]

at the heart going wild for it!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

What nonsense. Love it

 

[VoR]

More like I Won't Sing, amirite?

 

[HalamaK]

Sweden loves her, best heart reaction so far

 

[win_the_game]

Well that was DOG SHIT.