Melodifestivalen 2024: Deltävling Three (Växjö)

[VoR]

Perfect result for me.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh and we’re subjected to that again? No, bye.

 

[HalamaK]

Poor Clara!
Almost the first time ever four solo women advanced from a single heat.

 

[Lucille]

Was Klaudy the one who didn’t look like Vor or the one in the disgusting blouse?

 

[Madison]

They’ve destroyed this programme. It’s so sad.

 

[VoR]

Was Klaudy the one who didn’t look like Vor or the one in the disgusting blouse?

The former.

 

[HalamaK]

Was Klaudy the one who didn’t look like Vor or the one in the disgusting blouse?

Didn't look like VoR.

 

[Lucille]

They’ve destroyed this programme. It’s so sad.

The dramatics!!!

 

[Suomi]

Night of dreams

 

[Soldi]

They’ve destroyed this programme. It’s so sad.

Bring back BJÖRKMAN!

 

[ButterTart]

Clara out, Dora CUNTING Bryan DTF with this absolute drivel. I actually think I object to this going to the final more than that limp old housewives shite.

 

[Lucille]

Right girls I’m popping over to VILNIUS now.

 

[tommie]

At least we'll see La Gunilla again

Hopefully they'll release the gay remixes to her track.

 

[Samuel]

I’ll commend Cazzi for writing songs for herself that don’t sound like those she writes for others, but it tends to help if you can actually sing them.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Right girls I’m popping over to VILNIUS now.

Is Estonia over?

 

[ButterTart]

So at the final I have paid good money to attend in person I have 1.5 songs that aren’t piss breaks.

 

[Lucille]

So at the final I have paid good money to attend in person I have 1.5 songs that aren’t piss breaks.

We’re all going to Benidorm next year!!!

 

[Kratz]

I really think Sweden should send ‘Effortless’

A fun pop song with no trace of the usual Swedish urgency to win above everything would be very welcome.

 

[tommie]

 

[ButterTart]

I've just realised Gunilla looks like the daughter from Mrs Brown's Boys and I've downgraded my opinion of her accordingly.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just realised Gunilla looks like the daughter from Mrs Brown's Boys and I've downgraded my opinion of her accordingly.

 

[Lucille]

Don’t RUIN IT.

 

[Tisch]

I'm busy in Denmark tonight, but can I assume this is the winners reprise performance?

 

[Lucille]

They tricked us into thinking it stormed the televote!!

 

[VoR]

Somebody on Twitter just pointed out that Gunilla's performance is basically THIS twenty years later

 

[HalamaK]

When dreams are crushed and spotlight stolen by a demented witch.

 

[Lucille]

Why would you want sad old Cazzi over the SPRIGHTLY and YOUNG GUNZILLA?!??

 

[ButterTart]

Why would you want sad old Cazzi over the SPRIGHTLY and YOUNG GUNZILLA?!??

I don't think I'd want Cazzi even if the only other option was a hysterically screaming man in a semtex vest.

 

[Lucille]

hysterically screaming man in a semtex vest.

Hi.

 

[ButterTart]

Hi.

Show bomb jacket pls

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No, sorry, it's VILE.

It's too good to be an ironic pleasure, but not good enough to be a genuine pleasure.

 

[Suomi]

Tonight schlager won
Tonight Melodifestivalen won


Sorry @ButterTart sorry @Sheena you tried to take down La Gunilla, but you lose

 

[Lucille]

Tonight schlager won
Tonight Melodifestivalen won


Sorry @ButterTart sorry @Sheena you tried to take down La Gunilla, but you lose

She won’t BEND! She won’t BREAK!

 

[Suomi]

@Pingu even though you are sat next to me, you tried to take down the spirit of Melodifestivalen , but you were topless and screaming during song 5, so you lose too

 

[Lucille]

@Pingu even though you are sat next to me, you tried to take down the spirit of Melodifestivalen , but you were topless and screaming during song 5, so you lose too

Btw just to warn you two I’m officially moving to the borough of Croydon.

 

[Lucille]

Btw just to warn you two I’m officially moving to the borough of Croydon.

I was not aware it was officially in the borough of Croydon until it was too late.

 

[tommie]

The good news with Gunilla going to AC means we'll get a high quality version of the country-pop song of the year within a few hours!

 

[Suomi]

I was not aware it was officially in the borough of Croydon until it was too late.

But where

 

[Lucille]

But where

Crystal Palace

 

[Kratz]

Crystal Palace

Oh not all of it! Some of Crystal Palace is in glamorous Lambeth!