Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling Four (Malmö)

[Lucille]

A joyful song called ‘IT’S A REVOLUTION!’ When the emerging political force is NAZISM is a choice.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The meatball devils cannot be trusted.

 

[ButterTart]

Omg wow how unexpected

 

[D5K]

Why couldn’t he have cloned Hope and Glory instead of Heroes?!

 

[Lucille]

Btw - Sweden back to being big favourite on Betfair Exchange (down to 5/2).

My gut is telling me we’re getting a particularly evil Portugal/Finland split-screen in Basel.

 

[FetchFugly]

You couldn't accuse him of playing it cool.

 

[Alla]

Wow I didn't see it coming

 

[D5K]

Also can we have Ola back as an artist sometime? Love in Stereo was great.

 

[Penelope]

I must confess a slight disappointment we aren't getting the performance again now.

 

[auretz]

I think his sheer level of smug is really clouding my judgment of it as a song

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maybe seeing it without the paper flaps will reveal to them what a weak song it actually is

 

[D5K]

I must confess a slight disappointment we aren't getting the performance again now.

It’s an emperor’s new clothes moment.

 

[Lucille]

Really thought he was gonna kiss that man for a second.

 

[Penelope]

Quite the HANDSOME obvious gay couple he just sang to there

 

[Lucille]

He needs to wear a white shirt where we can see his pit stains for the final.

 

[Penelope]

It's really gonna need to sweep the jury vote to win again, because I'm not seeing it getting into the 200+ points zone from the televote.

 

[Alla]

It's like a rewriting of Heroes, but worse. As if I didn't dislike Heroes enough

 

[Lucille]

It's really gonna need to sweep the jury vote to win again, because I'm not seeing it getting into the 200+ points zone from the televote.

It maybe could’ve stood a chance if it was 20% more political (whilst remaining marketably vague) and 10% last vapid. The final note really saves an otherwise useless song.

 

[Alla]

Andreas would do so much better with one of those sexy Dolly Style wigs.

 

[Samuel]

They’ve done an amazing job of staging ‘Revolution’. It felt like a Eurovision-winning performance.

 

[Lucille]

That final vocal is STRANGELY powerful though.

 

[Penelope]

It really needs to be a KAJ/Andreas qualification from here on out. I don't want even the faintest HINT of vagina this week!

 

[Lucille]

Just confirming all the perverts are tuning into the Portugal semi after this right?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They’ve done an amazing job of staging ‘Revolution’. It felt like a Eurovision-winning performance.

 

[FetchFugly]

If that evil shouty country woman and her poor downtrodden ex get in the way of a VICIOUS AC...

 

[Penelope]

Just confirming all the perverts are tuning into the Portugal semi after this right?

Oh GO ON

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just confirming all the perverts are tuning into the Portugal semi after this right?

I think only Iceland will be on when this ends?

 

[ButterTart]

Just confirming all the perverts are tuning into the Portugal semi after this right?

I’ve suffered more than enough for one night.

 

[D5K]

I think only Iceland will be on when this ends?

There’s time to watch the first half hour of Eurovision 1999 then

 

[Lucille]

I think only Iceland will be on when this ends?

HEROIN IT IS THEN.

 

[Lucille]

I see Portugal starts at the logical time of *checks notes* 22:08 (CET)

 

[Lucille]

Not kids and an old Nonce.

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank god for this WITHERED PRUNE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We have the SOPHIE'S CHOICE of ICELAND AND GERMANY until San Marino saves us

 

[D5K]

I see Portugal starts at the logical time of *checks notes* 22:08 (CET)

What time will the hovering twink (not to be confused with the Kettering twink) be on?

 

[Lucille]

Imagine being an old man and your staging request is *checks notes* 50 primary school aged children.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is he genuinely emotional or has he just been ON THE BRANDY?

 

[Lucille]

Is he genuinely emotional or has he just been ON THE BRANDY?

He genuinely didn’t think they’d fall for the staging request.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HI

 

[D5K]

With those facial expressions he looks like a Ronnie Barker character