Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling One (Luleå)

[Penelope]

This performance immediately has more to it than most of his other entries.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is DULL to the point of HATEFUL

 

[D5K]

I thought he was supposed to be a better singer than this?

 

[win_the_game]

I can really do without EARNEST JOHN developing a JESUS COMPLEX.

 

[Penelope]

He has such Youth Pastor energy. I bet he did anti-drug plays in school assemblies back in the day.

Oh there's absolutely no BACK IN THE DAY about it!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite like it.

 

[Lucille]

The lyrics sound like they were written by our favourite twins.

 

[ButterTart]

It's so frustrating that this was qualifying from the moment he was announced.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Imagine thinking that you're better off without The Mamas.

YOU'RE NOT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NOT A CHILD CHOIR

KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

[Lucille]

If this gets through over our sultry souk banger.

 

[FetchFugly]

Such a HAM

If you take him and the dreadful lyrics and the kiddie choir away it is kind of rousing.

 

[win_the_game]

Is that a CHILDREN'S CHOIR on backing vocals?

 

[Lucille]

Not CHILDREN’S VOICES.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh not CHILDREN.

It's the weekend, I don't need that shit.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thank god we have some REAL MUSIC next

 

[Kratz]

It was fine

 

[Soldi]

Well I guess he’s sent worse.

 

[Madison]

That was competent and professional, and I can’t remember the last time someone of MF didn’t take the piss with prerecorded vocals.

Well done John. A cookie for you.

 

[ButterTart]

I actually wouldn't have minded that if it went somewhere, but it just stayed bizarrely flat despite him clearly feeling Christ rising within him.

 

[Apoca]

It has the same "you WILL vote for this (and join my cult)" energy to it that "Bigger Than The Universe" had.

Admittedly, quite nice to hear someone bring actual live vocals.

 

[Penelope]

It's so frustrating that this was qualifying from the moment he was announced.

Definitely, but I suspect that's winning the heat too now.

 

[ButterTart]

Right, everyone else go home. GO HOME. The winner needs her moment.

 

[Madison]

Who is Oskar and why isn’t he more on screen?

 

[Lucille]

Get ready to jiggle your tatas girls.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is Oskar and why isn’t he more on screen?

I assume it's who she got with on Love Is Blind?

 

[Penelope]

That was competent and professional, and I can’t remember the last time someone of MF didn’t take the piss with prerecorded vocals.

Well done John. A cookie for you.

They don't have prerecorded vocals do they?! It's usually MGP/DMGP that fiddle with that kind of stuff more.

 

[Apoca]

Meira the Carola-stan. SEND HER TO BASEL NOW!

 

[FetchFugly]

Do we know if we are getting Linda every week?

 

[Madison]

They don't have prerecorded vocals do they?! It's usually MGP/DMGP that fiddle with that kind of stuff more.

They all do. That Kim Wilde one was barely singing at the end.

 

[ButterTart]

How old is she please. I'm oscillating between 25 and 60.

 

[Kratz]

This one will be fully live.

 

[Penelope]

Meira ALREADY OUT OF TUNE

 

[win_the_game]

Lovely camera work

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not a song so powerful it knocks over a cameraman

 

[ButterTart]

DID THE CAMERAMAN JUST FALL OVER?

 

[Lucille]

Did the cameraman have a STROKE?

 

[FetchFugly]

What is this camera sabotage?

 

[Madison]

Cut back to the same cameraman

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume the cameraman fell over in shock