Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling Three (Västerås)

[ButterTart]

This guy desperately wants to be better than he is. Such a feeble, feeble chorus.

 

[Kratz]

Quite a strained voice

 

[Kratz]

Nice to see investigate report Clamp on the case

 

[ButterTart]

The Min Talkshow jingle is magic

Malou (presumably) talking shit about BANAS again.

 

[Kratz]

I was thinking ‘she’s shifted the baby weight fast’ but that was indeed Lisa Ajax

 

[ButterTart]

Speaking of STRAINED VOCALS

 

[Kratz]

Me and Malou dance exactly the same

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that had BEST FUCKING QUALIFY

 

[Kratz]

Well, that had BEST FUCKING QUALIFY

You would hope so!

 

[ButterTart]

There's a real ale enthusiast quality to Bjorn and I'm tired of pretending there's not.

This is DULL.

 

[Kratz]

Why is this in a doctor’s waiting room?

Maybe Wickihalder will pop up at that window as a bitchy receptionist

 

[win_the_game]

A hospital waiting room is not staging.

 

[Kratz]

Bring back Paul thing, all is forgiven

 

[Kratz]

Oh not whistling

 

[win_the_game]

Well that was rancid in every way.

 

[ButterTart]

Thank Christ Dolly Style are here They might be able to FIND A PULSE after that last song flatlined so horrifically.

 

[Kratz]

What do Dolly Style do between bi-decade Melodifestivalen appearances?

 

[ButterTart]

GIDDY UP!
GIDDY UP!
GIDDYUPGIDDYUPGIDDYUP!

 

[Kratz]

Very Girls@Play

 

[ButterTart]

What do Dolly Style do between bi-decade Melodifestivalen appearances?

Help to conceal the bodies of members who attempt to defect.

 

[Kratz]

If the UK’s rumoured country entry sounds anything like this we will be very lucky

 

[ButterTart]

Sweden, DO THE RIGHT THING.

 

[Kratz]

Well that was fucking brilliant.

 

[Kratz]

Yeee-HA back on the horse!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh this flan-faced sack of nothing.

 

[Kratz]

That’s not a scone

 

[ButterTart]

They've actually given us a shockingly evil final two songs to sit through here.

 

[ButterTart]

That’s not a scone

I thought it was a sausage barm

 

[ButterTart]

What Justin Timberlake song is this verse blatantly ripping off?

 

[ButterTart]

You can tell Tusse wrote this; it's fucking shit.

 

[ButterTart]

He is a truly, truly DREADFUL performer.

 

[Kratz]

Obscurity beckons yet again

 

[ButterTart]

Actually gutted that's the last time we'll hear the 'Min Talkshow' jingle.

 

[Kratz]

‘Do you remember how you cheated, Annicka?’

Is what I assume Shirley is asking

 

[ButterTart]

Annika looks like that one girl from uni whose entirely personality was 'anime'.

 

[ButterTart]

‘Do you remember how you cheated, Annicka?’

Is what I assume Shirley is asking

"Do you have any remorse for butchering Froken Snusk in cold blood?"

 

[ButterTart]

This already sounds distressingly like Troubled Waters.

 

[Kratz]

What in the panty-liner ad hell is this?!

 

[ButterTart]

It's better than 'Shite' from last year. I don't understand why she had to rob bedsheets from the Premier Inn to run up her costume, mind.

 

[Kratz]

Ugh. That is going direkt isn’t it