Melodifestivalen 2026: The Final (Stockholm)

[Madison]

The language of the phrase “Viva l’amor” has been bothering me for weeks. As far as I can tell, that isn’t a phrase in any language.

 

[Soldi]

Another grower but it’s never going to be as good as QUE SERA

 

[Agneeta]

Could anyone see the message in the jacket? I could see the word PEACE.

 

[FetchFugly]

It is definitely a PARTY PIECE

Ooh secreted message on his jacket.

 

[Madison]

Hate that thing around his neck.

 

[Soldi]

I wish this cunt would just FUCK OFF.

 

[Madison]

Chubby funster to present next year.

 

[FetchFugly]

The youth have spoken.

 

[Agneeta]

If this little punk wins I'm sending a terrahawk to Malmo.

 

[Madison]

God I love Abba so much.

 

[Tisch]

Piss weak compared to his last year's entry. (No don't ask me to HUM it)

 

[AlgoAlex]

Dire

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh fuck off with that ridiculous ending

 

[Soldi]

Ugh not him getting his tits out

 

[Madison]

He has the looks of a young Doreen Mantle.

 

[FetchFugly]

He is so very off-putting but I can't help but grudgingly appreciate this magpie's nest of a song.

 

[D5K]

Piss weak compared to his last year's entry. (No don't ask me to HUM it)

I think it’s better than last year’s, just not original at all.

 

[Agneeta]

I really really hate Robin Bengtsson.

 

[FetchFugly]

Robin looks truly traumatised by MF this year. He need to do an Anna and step away.

 

[Madison]

Funky to apologise as Moopy’s token country music apologist.

 

[Soldi]

Robin just feels a bit.. POINTLESS?

 

[Tisch]

As if Robin couldn't be anymore offensive he then tries to get the GAYS onboard.

NO

 

[AlgoAlex]

I suppose at least this dull shit makes Felicia sound even better

 

[Agneeta]

Yuk

 

[Soldi]

WHY IS HE HERE? WHO ASKED FOR THIS?

 

[Tisch]

Robin just feels a bit.. POINTLESS?

Absolutely a wasted spot that could have gone to Jaquline or bring back Eva and Ewa for one last spin, i dont care

 

[Agneeta]

QUEEN OF POP

 

[Soldi]

IT’S TIME

 

[FetchFugly]

That stomp towards the camera when they announced her in her heat... (actually) ICONIC

 

[Madison]

Oh no!

 

[Tisch]

Now I can't you get out of MY CISTERNNNNN

 

[Agneeta]

My favourite A.I. track of 2026

 

[D5K]

Really hope all the lighting effects can translate onto the Vienna stage.

 

[FetchFugly]

The POP at the sunglasses reveal

 

[Soldi]

I think she’s probably winning Eurovision if she wins tonight.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Thats’s more like it

 

[Madison]

Amazing (apart from the opening line)

 

[D5K]

I think she’s probably winning Eurovision if she wins tonight.

I have no idea why Sweden’s odds are so long.

 

[Tisch]

Poor 56 year old Sanna following this

 

[Suomi]

We went to the family show earlier today and Sanna got almost non existent cheers

We were cackling at the family in front because the children were losing the will to live during Sanna - the mum wrote on her phone “daddy can pick you up soon” as the eldest son sunk hopelessly into her arms during Waste Your Love