MERRY CHRISTMAS MOOPY

[Lucille]

Hi Mum, dying Grandma DOES NOT want to hear about all the people you know who died this year!!!

Also STEAMED PARSNIPS? REALLY?!?

 

[Lucille]

*DOWNS CHABLIS AND LOOKS AT VESPERTINE’S HOLE TO CALM DOWN*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That sucks Ag but can I just say I was very jealous of your lovely SEAFOOD BUFFET.

Oh it was divine.

My mother is an ok cook, but she knows how to bring a meal TOGETHER.

Her Xmas dinner just now was shitting gorgeous.

 

[Nancy]

Happy Christmas @Ag !

 

[Soldi]

OH HERE COMES LIZ

 

[lolly]

I think I've had it with Christmas Dinner. I just don't really enjoy roasts.

I'm going to look into European alternatives next year.

 

[Ellie]

Queenie should really wear purple more often.

 

[Lucille]

A friend made BEEF WELLINGTON and I’m QUITE JEALOUS.

 

[Ellie]

Oh, and Merry Christmas everyone. Skipped breakfast and had two glasses of sherry instead. Lovely roast lamb all finished and now settling down to try and get mum to watch Soul after making some calls.

 

[Soldi]

Why do people eat dinner SO EARLY?

 

[Nancy]

A friend made BEEF WELLINGTON and I’m QUITE JEALOUS.

Are you jealous of my VEGAN NO BEEF WELLINGTON?

 

[Nancy]

Why do people eat dinner SO EARLY?

BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why do people eat dinner SO EARLY?

People who lunch are the worst! It's alien to me.

 

[Lucille]

Are you jealous of my VEGAN NO BEEF WELLINGTON?

Yes! Jealous of anyone not eating Turkey!

 

[Lucille]

I couldn’t stay sober enough to have dinner any later.

 

[Ellie]

Why do people eat dinner SO EARLY?

So we can have snacks in the evening!

 

[octophone]

Queenie should really wear purple more often.

Did I catch a little purple rinse in her hair or was it just a reflection?

 

[ButterTart]

Why do people eat dinner SO EARLY?

We’ve never had Christmas dinner in daylight. Ours is at least an hour away.

 

[Nancy]

OMG @Galadriel IS MY NORFOLK FRIEND!

He was winding me up earlier! I’ve just spoken to him on the phone. He’s annoyed that I’ve claimed his favourite Kerry Katona gif as my own

EVERYONE SAY HI TO @Galadriel !

 

[Nancy]

 

[Nancy]

He didn’t really understand what was going on but worked out that there’s a lesbian called @Rachey

 

[Lucille]

OMG @Galadriel IS MY NORFOLK FRIEND!

He was winding me up earlier! I’ve just spoken to him on the phone. He’s annoyed that I’ve claimed his favourite Kerry Katona gif as my own

EVERYONE SAY HI TO @Galadriel !

 

[Kate]

HI GALADRIEL! Where in Norfolk are you?

 

[Nancy]

He’s in Norwich and he has a SEXY DOG

 

[Sheena]

He’s in Norwich and he has a SEXY DOG

Have you been KNOTTED by it?

 

[ButterTart]

He didn’t really understand what was going on but worked out that there’s a lesbian called @Rachey

We've added that as a disclaimer on the sign-up page.

"A lesbian called Rachey may beat your fish to death. Do you wish to continue?"

 

[Nancy]

Have you been KNOTTED by it?

Just the once and then he GHOSTED ME

 

[Sheena]

Just the once and then he GHOSTED ME

WE’VE ALL DONE IT

 

[jivafox]

My nephews asked Alexa to do a fart noise and now she won’t stop! She keeps describing them (“short and squelchy”), I think Mr Bezos has a fetish.

 

[Lucille]

Omg I’m so tired

 

[Nancy]

Are there any good board games on the Switch that we could play online?

 

[big ron]

Hi moopy. Merry christmas to you all. Mixed feelings this year, big love to anyone on their own or even missing people they wish they could see. We made it through the most fucked up year weve ever seen, and thats a miracle x

 

[big ron]

Ps send nudes x

 

[octophone]

I've heard from my whole family now. So I feel pretty good.

 

[Soldi]

Ps send nudes x

:emoji_octopus:

 

[Sheena]

My nephews asked Alexa to do a fart noise and now she won’t stop! She keeps describing them (“short and squelchy”), I think Mr Bezos has a fetish.

Mr Sheena thinks it’s hilarious to set up Alexa to fart whilst I’m cleaning my teeth so it goes off about 15 mins after we’ve gone to bed.

Admittedly, it IS funny.

 

[Nancy]

Alexa and the self service checkout at GAY SAINSBURY’S are the two most prominent women in my life.

 

[Lucille]

Can not stop eating CHEESE.

 

[vespertine]

My cousin's wife spectacularly cocked up Secret Santa, flat out said "I forgot" after we all unwrapped ours and my aunt was missing her gift.

 

[Soldi]

God fireballs are DREADFUL