Merry Monday

[octophone]

Oooh, that's not a fair slice of the pie Flopps.

Still, you've got a capon. They've not.

 

[Kala]

What on earth is a capon?

 

[floppet]

What on earth is a capon?

It's a castrated chicken fed on milk and porridge.

 

[Kala]

It's a castrated chicken fed on milk and porridge.

I've just looked it up. I wish I hadn't.Cutting them open, ripping out their testes and then sewing them back up, when the bird is TWO weeks old? I'll admit I'm no fan of how animals are produced for meat but this seems even more barbaric than necessary.

 

[floppet]

I've just looked it up. I wish I hadn't.Cutting them open, ripping out their testes and then sewing them back up, when the bird is TWO weeks old? I'll admit I'm no fan of how animals are produced for meat but this seems even more barbaric than necessary.

But so tasty and delicious.

 

[Kala]

But so tasty and delicious.

To each their own, pet!

 

[floppet]

To each their own, pet!

Or to each their own pet ...

I'd only eat Ridley in a dire starvation emergency, he'd be far too stringy and I reckon he'd taste a bit like old socks and cowpats. The tortoise, however, is a different matter ... I've made him aware that if a hard-Brexit causes food shortages he's first for the pan.

 

[Shirley]

I've arrived at my CHRISTMAS RETREAT in SUTTON POYNTZ and the DOOLEYS are on BBC4

 

[Kate]

Via Essex or Cambridge? I'll wave a 'help me I've been kidnapped by a Chinese factory' flag just in case.

Via your endz. I’m just relieved there was no replacement bus shit this year.

 

[Kate]

Happy birthday OUR @Kalabaliken

 

[Star]

Can someone explain the joke here please?

 

[Star]

Happy birthday Kala

 

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Can someone explain the joke here please?

You'll go down in history...

 

[Star]

Ah!

 

[Cloud]

Yeah I had to recite the entire song in my head with that one!