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Morning troops.

Decided to get out of bed on a Saturday morning for once. Going well so far.
 
I must stop drinking stupid amounts of wine on a Friday night. It’s becoming a habit.

MORNING!
 
Morning!

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I have a stomach hangover which is fine. Currently prepping a casserole for lunch :disco:
 
Went to bed RATHER LATER last night thinking I could have a lie in. Oh no, somebody turned up with a drill outside somewhere at 8am. Gone now of course.
 
jivafox said:
Went to bed RATHER LATER last night thinking I could have a lie in. Oh no, somebody turned up with a drill outside somewhere at 8am. Gone now of course.
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The gays opposite have had builders in ALL WEEK. It's a narrow road, which is currently blocked by three workmen vans. Oh they've been drilling and hammering now for 6 days.

I'm glad they got their car nicked, the Tory cunts.
 
God I just woke up, did not sleep till 3am last night as I got into a Real Houewives BINGE. Moving house in 3 hours, saying goodbye to the Bins, Homerton, and HELLO to a new set of bins in Victoria Park. I’m pretty much PACKED, need to tidy up but I’m coming back tomorrow to do most of that.
 
Lucille said:
God I just woke up, did not sleep till 3am last night as I got into a Real Houewives BINGE. Moving house in 3 hours, saying goodbye to the Bins, Homerton, and HELLO to a new set of bins in Victoria Park. I’m pretty much PACKED, need to tidy up but I’m coming back tomorrow to do most of that.
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Isn’t it some sort of fancy wing of a mansion you’re moving into?
 
Also somewhat excitingly my friend has something approaching a dog, by which I mean a 14 year old cantankerous King Charles Spaniel who’s really just HAD ENOUGH.
 
Oh god Floppet don’t tell us you’re going to be in the sequel to that documentary “ZOO”
 
I'd switched the vivarium into day mode, put his food dish in and needed to move him to put his water dish in (he was asleep under the infra-red light). Picked him up and noticed a big lump under his tail, not unusual. Sometimes, if he's done a sloppy poo in his sleep, it soaks into the substrate and forms a soggy lump at the end of the plastron (underside shell) where his tail curls over it so I just use my finger to flick or scrape the clod away then give him a quick bath in lukewarm water to clean up the area. So I poked at the substratey lump and it was sort of solid but jelly-like, not what I was expecting at all, so I poked at it a bit more and realised that it was something from inside him (it looked like some kind of prolapsed intestine) that was sticking out through his bumhole! In our 20 years together nothing like this has ever happened, I washed my hands and my stomach was churning at the prospect of a poorly Pebbles (tortoises aren't easy to repair for obvious reasons) and went to get my phone to ring the vet. I went back to the viv and picked him up to get a better look at what was going on so I could take a picture to help me better describe it to the vet and everything at that end was back to normal as it usually looks! At that point the penny dropped and I realised that the tortoise had woken up with a morning glory and his mother had just molested him!
 
jivafox said:
Oh god Floppet don’t tell us you’re going to be in the sequel to that documentary “ZOO”
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Let's just say, size-wise, lady tortoises are lucky girls! Not so lucky that male tortoises are rapists who force their mates into submission by bashing the hell out of them though.
 
octophone said:
Fuck that. We need to be able to hold the police responsible and their internal procedures are a joke. This is true internationally.
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This is happening just days after a black music producer was beaten up by three policemen in his studio for not wearing a mask. The policemen obviously had their version of the story where they were supposedly attacked and DRAGGED into the recording studio. Which is obviously bullshit and was luckily proven wrong by the studio's surveillance camera that the policemen were unaware of. Literally the thing Macron is trying to make illegal :manson:
 
Dark Carnival said:
This is happening just days after a black music producer was beaten up by three policemen in his studio for not wearing a mask. The policemen obviously had their version of the story where they were supposedly attacked and DRAGGED into the recording studio. Which is obviously bullshit and was luckily proven wrong by the studio's surveillance camera that the policemen were unaware of. Literally the thing Macron is trying to make illegal :manson:
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Fuck's sake. :manson:

"This is what happened"
"No it isn't, here's the film footage"
".....OK, that film is now illegal"

FUCK OFF
 
I'm off to THE MIDDLE AT LIDL, seeing as it's about the only shopping option I'll get until 2021 :(
 
Floppet said:
Let's just say, size-wise, lady tortoises are lucky girls! Not so lucky that male tortoises are rapists who force their mates into submission by bashing the hell out of them though.
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My aunt's tortoise tried it on with my foot once when I was wearing brown trainers, so I know those shell bashings are no joke.
 
ButterTart said:
My aunt's tortoise tried it on with my foot once when I was wearing brown trainers, so I know those shell bashings are no joke.
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All joking aside I contemplated getting a female the year after I'd got Pebbles and was told by my herp bloke not to because if you keep them together the female will likely starve to death because the male will be after her constantly so you have to keep them separate and just put them together when you want them to get their dirty on. Your trainers must have smelt like girl-tortoise.

Mr F has pointed out that every male who lives in our house has now been molested by me and he keeps calling me Chester.
 
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