Milano Cortina 2026

[Finn]

I'm finding this, particularly the business with the starts, AWFULLY TENSE

Axel Jungk though. What a dreamboat

 

[Eddie]

We almost got the bronze! Fuck!

 

[Agneeta]

That German with a moustache - is he on OnlyFans? Just asking questions.

 

[Madison]

Here we go.

 

[Eddie]

Shit!

 

[Madison]

Slow reaction.

 

[Eddie]

Crap!

 

[Eddie]

We needed the other GB lady on Matt's team!

 

[Madison]

Meh

 

[Eddie]

Tarbit.

 

[Agneeta]

Shit!

 

[Eddie]

He's in the green!!!!

 

[Madison]

Can’t imagine him gambling on a fast start.

 

[Eddie]

Go Matt!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

So are we not getting the guaranteed medal then?

 

[PercyPig]

WOW!!

 

[Eddie]

SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Madison]

GOLD

 

[Agneeta]

Yaaaaay!

 

[Agneeta]

I cannot believe how fast he is. He's visibly faster, which is quite phenomenal.

 

[dmlaw]

Amazing. Three golds in one Winter Olympics is amazing.

 

[Agneeta]

GB are 12th on the medal table!

 

[dmlaw]

Sports Personality of the Year is in the bag. Unless we win the World Cup. Which we won’t.

 

[Eddie]

That defecit felt insurmountable but not for this superstar!

 

[Finn]

Matt Weston forum now

 

[Finn]

What a LOVELY DAY at the WINTER OLYMPICS

 

[Madison]

Amazing. Three golds in one Winter Olympics is amazing.

Especially as we’ve never won more than one before.

 

[Madison]

Matt Weston forum now

Petition to rename the Enya forum: “Matt Weston, Enya and Heated Rivalries” forum.

 

[Madison]

@Mark R 3 Why aren’t you celebrating? Do you hate our country?

 

[Madison]

Tarbit had the fastest lady-run.

 

[Madison]

Confusingly, we weren’t 0.30 behind the Germans: Stoecker was 0.30 behind Tarbit in 4th, but only 0.18 behind the Germans in silver.

 

[Madison]

Heaven forfend Masterchef is delayed.

 

[Finn]

The sheer brutality of JJ asking Wyatt a question and then stopping him from answering so they could cut to his colleague getting his gold medal. And then it wasn't even time for the medal ceremony after all

 

[Eddie]

The sheer brutality of JJ asking Wyatt a question and then stopping him from answering so they could cut to his colleague getting his gold medal. And then it wasn't even time for the medal ceremony after all

I think it's only fitting that Tarbit got her time in the spotlight.

 

[Madison]

I think it's only fitting that Tarbit got her time in the spotlight.

It’s a shame JJ fumbled the fact and didn’t tell Tarbit just how well she did.

 

[Madison]

Ooh. Orchestral ABBA

 

[straightorbroken]

Tabby looks like a cross between Dina Caroll and Mutya's ink-free younger sister.

 

[Finn]

Charlotte Bankes visibly hating chatting to Claire Balding there

 

[PercyPig]

God the curling is so good!

 

[Agneeta]

God the curling is so good!

Absurdly compelling!