Milano Cortina 2026

[ButterTart]

Just watched a bit of the Curling. It was a bit shit.

 

[Agneeta]

Awww gutted.

Still a silver is lovely.

 

[Agneeta]

Absolutely loved the curling. Mainly because I read the rules.

 

[dmlaw]

THAT’S IT. I’M OFF TO FIREBOMB A TIM HORTON’S.

 

[big ron]

Hope Trump invades them tomorrow

 

[Agneeta]

I hope the rest of the cast of Schitts Creek die.

 

[Agneeta]

I hope Celine Dion falls off a horse that has just trampled Avril Lavigne.

 

[straightorbroken]

Poor Bruce and Grant here.

 

[Agneeta]

The British boys can barely speak

 

[Agneeta]

This is what you've done Canada. Faces of evil.

 

[Lucille]

Why weren’t the WICKED KATY PERRY FUCKING DEVILS banned when they were caught cheating?

 

[ButterTart]

If only they'd just cunted the circle thing mega hard down the ice and knocked all of the Canadian circles out of the way.

 

[Lucille]

Enjoying the boys so much more in the exhibition dance than the actual competition. They’re so much better when they’re allowed to dance rather than just reel off quads. I should’ve found the Ilia skate a bit cringe but it was amazing and the on ice camera man is incredible.

 

[Agneeta]

Blimey the Swiss curlers are much hotter.

 

[win_the_game]

Enjoying the boys so much more in the exhibition dance than the actual competition. They’re so much better when they’re allowed to dance rather than just reel off quads. I should’ve found the Ilia skate a bit cringe but it was amazing and the on ice camera man is incredible.

I loved the Italian pair skating to the fragrant GIORGIA

 

[straightorbroken]

They could have saved this moment by playing Thank U instead.

 

[Lucille]

Alysa Liu is about to skate to Pink Pantheress/Zara Larsson

 

[straightorbroken]

Brad Jacobs is only 40. Well I'll be damned.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh the ice GALA is upon us.

 

[straightorbroken]

Not feeling it. Oh well 4 man bob and women's half pipe tomorrow

 

[Madison]

Scotland to apologise.

 

[Eddie]

Was Jackie Chan at the Ice GALA????

 

[PercyPig]

All of Canada’s “we’re the good guys” work undone by the evil curlers

 

[Finn]

Was Jackie Chan at the Ice GALA????

I know a lot of us read this and just assumed Eddie was being racist, so to clarify and exonerate: Jackie Chan WAS at the Ice Gala

 

[Apoca]

I am SO TIRED I could sleep for 2 weeks straight.

 

[Finn]

COME ON ZOE ATKIN LOVE

One more medal please

 

[Madison]

My iPlayer is broken - it’s showing me an extended advert for Microsoft Copilot.

 

[ButterTart]

I know a lot of us read this and just assumed Eddie was being racist, so to clarify and exonerate: Jackie Chan WAS at the Ice Gala

I'd heard rumours he was seeing Soo from Sooty and Co.

 

[Madison]

Maybe because it’s only 12th and 11th so far, but this is so underwhelming compared to the men’s competition.

 

[PercyPig]

Maybe because it’s only 12th and 11th so far, but this is so underwhelming compared to the men’s competition.

No amplitude from the ladies apart from our girl in blue

 

[Finn]

I'm now daring to dream of gold number 4 after Zoe's first run

 

[Finn]

at that one's phone coming out of her pocket.

You'd think they'd leave anything that might weight them down in any way in the dressing room?!

 

[Agneeta]

Who are the lairy commentators? I admire their enthusiasm.

 

[PercyPig]

I'm now daring to dream of gold number 4 after Zoe's first run

Cheering on other people to FAIL

 

[straightorbroken]

Just caught up with heat 3 of the 4 man bobsleigh.

Is the Brit woman still in with contention for half pipe? I've just cut to watching live now.

 

[Finn]

She most certainly is

 

[Finn]

Oh no

 

[straightorbroken]

The pout from Zoe there!

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh no!

 

[Madison]

2nd run was a pure throw. Zo lowkey had the field premogged and then just snowchecked her midaura cycle. Absolute anticlutch framedip. Gold still farmable.