Milking the cow

[Nancy]

Inspired by @Lucille

What other terms for wanking are there?

 

[Jark]

BY LUCILLE?!?!

 

[Lucille]

HA!

 

[COB]

Love this saying, thanks Lucille x

 

[Kate]

GUSSET TYPING

 

[Nancy]

GUSSET TYPING

Omg! For real? I’ve not heard that before

 

[COB]

Stabbing the cat

 

[Nancy]

WTF?

 

[Nancy]

Cum on the track

 

[Suomi]

BY LUCILLE?!?!

don’t tell me you missed our Luce revealing on morning television that he brought milking the cow to the U.K.

 

[floppet]

Flicking the bean

 

[floppet]

Beating the meat

 

[floppet]

Prison Officers called it "tunnelling out" when referring to a prisoner doing it

 

[Frozen]

Spanking the monkey

 

[Эулия]

I don’t think any of these is quite going to match the entertaining horror of MILKING THE COW

 

[GNL]

Flicking the bean

When Bonnie from Big Brother wasn't invited back onto the show for legal reasons, I asked a friend why and he said it was because she'd been caught 'flicking the bean'.

I didn't know what the phrase meant, and so when I read that she'd got into trouble for not paying for a takeaway, I thought that 'flicking the bean' meant skipping out on the bill