Minor Celebrity DEAD

According to certain newspapers actual Joan Collins is practically running about like a gazelle. Hosting, par-tay-ing, and generally being Fabulous.

Here seen caring for this local man who can neither read nor write:

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Well, slightly OT but I just recalled a 20+ years old incident of me being on my way to uni, walking on some central London street while eating a pret a manger BLT. Bacon and lettuce falling out of my mouth I ran into Joan Collins at a one metre distance. She was heading to the back entrance of Selfridge's in the company of her bodyguard. She absolutely stared at me in utter contempt and disgust of my miserable presence, even though her huge eyeglasses downplayed our direct eye contact. Moreso, her lack of any detectable facial expression was further reinforced by heavy makeup and cosmetic procedures. Up to this day I've never felt more seen in the most embarrassing way possible. But yeah, I'll always feel blessed having breathed the same space of open air along with Alexis fuckin Colby.
 
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Lobster said:
Well, slightly OT but I just recalled a 20+ years old incident of me being on my way to uni, walking on some central London street while eating a pret a manger BLT. Bacon and lettuce falling out of my mouth I ran into Joan Collins at a one metre distance. She was heading to the back entrance of Selfridge's in the company of her bodyguard. She absolutely stared at me in utter contempt and disgust of my miserable presence, even though her huge eyeglasses downplayed our direct eye contact. Moreso, her lack of any detectable facial expression was further reinforced by heavy makeup and cosmetic procedures. Up to this day I've never felt more seen in the most embarrassing way possible. But yeah, I'll always feel blessed having breathed the same space of open air along with Alexis fuckin Colby.
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Had a similar thing with Su Pollard once. Only she didn’t actually register my presence. Actually the whole Su thing is weird. First guy I ever had sex with’s brother was married to her or something - even though he was gay. Also slept with her musical director for a bit. Like a stalker really.
 
ExcitableWoof said:
Had a similar thing with Su Pollard once. Only she didn’t actually register my presence. Actually the whole Su thing is weird. First guy I ever had sex with’s brother was married to her or something - even though he was gay. Also slept with her musical director for a bit. Like a stalker really.
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@Sheena
 
And then TUI paid for her to wander around Manchester Pride I think 2 years ago. I was like 2 pride lorries behind her. To be fair I think she's pretty cheap to hire so I could just get her around on a Friday night and feed her pizza and get the gossip.
 
I saw them live when they toured the first album and they were actually great. But maybe any dancey band with a massive light show will be great when you're 17, I dunno.
 
One of those bands that I’ve never actively listened to but when one of the big hits come on, man it’s good
 
ExcitableWoof said:
And then TUI paid for her to wander around Manchester Pride I think 2 years ago. I was like 2 pride lorries behind her. To be fair I think she's pretty cheap to hire so I could just get her around on a Friday night and feed her pizza and get the gossip.
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yep just had to dodge her around every corner in Sitges last month, it was a nightmare
 
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