Mom and Dad, this is Monday

[ButterTart]

Monday, this is my mom and dad.

What better way to celebrate Eurovision than with a week of Bloodhound Gang-themed daily threads?

 

[Diddy]

You’re losing your already bad touch, @ButterTart

 

[ButterTart]

You’re losing your already bad touch, @ButterTart

I'm bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes that you could say such a thing.

 

[Suomi]

I thought this was O Superman

 

[Suomi]

Happy birthday to @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[jyxz]

Happy 60th Enya!

 

[ButterTart]

Happy birthday to @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

Happy 60th Enya!

Holy shit I should have joined the dots sooner. Have a serene 60th, EnyaFrid.

 

[octophone]

Is the Discovery Channel still a thing?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hi

 

[jyxz]

Is the Discovery Channel still a thing?

Hasn't it rebranded as Discovery+ now? So the lyric doesn't flow quite as much....

 

[AlgoAlex]

Just queueing up for my vaccine. Best Monday morning ever

 

[octophone]

Hasn't it rebranded as Discovery+ now? So the lyric doesn't flow quite as much....

"You and me baby we ain't nothing but pus, so let's do it like they do on Discovery Plus"

It's not working, is it?

 

[big ron]

 

[big ron]

Hey Siri, play me Bloodhound Gang, but chavvier.

 

[big ron]

Might go on a hardcore journey today after listening to that.

 

[ButterTart]

"You and me baby we ain't nothing but pus, so let's do it like they do on Discovery Plus"

It's not working, is it?

I suppose Plus could rhyme with anus, as long as you stress the wrong syllable.

 

[octophone]

I suppose Plus could rhyme with anus, as long as you stress the wrong syllable.

Given that you previously rhymed "heinous" with "penis", I think you're the man for the job.

 

[Beverley]

Yay I love this week so much

 

[Indie]

Today i leave Yorkshire for the first time in 20 months. Whoop.

 

[Diddy]

I just hurt my back doing a slut drop, send help

 

[Kate]

Happy birthday to @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

 

[Rita]

Today i leave Yorkshire for the first time in 20 months. Whoop.

Where are you off to, love?

 

[Rita]

Happy birthday to @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

Happy Birthday gorgeous!

 

[AlgoAlex]

I just hurt my back doing a slut drop, send help

Practise for moopy karaoke?

 

[Indie]

Where are you off to, love?

Cornwall.

I mean, it sounds nice and lovely and all but it's primarily an in-laws visit. Mrs. Indie hasn't seen her Truro-based mum in 18 months.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

After having a horrid start to the day, I've just heard from the solicitors that the missives are concluded and that my new flat is 100% mine, no take backs!

The next three weeks until I get the keys are going to drag in, however.

 

[Diddy]

Practise for moopy karaoke?

nah I was just watching Secret Combination and being gay

 

[Rita]

Cornwall.

I mean, it sounds nice and lovely and all but it's primarily an in-laws visit. Mrs. Indie hasn't seen her Truro-based mum in 18 months.

Ive never actually BEEN to Cornwall. I have heard it is the closest thing you get to abroad in the UK though (other than Blackpool OF COURSE ).

 

[AlgoAlex]

nah I was just watching Secret Combination and being gay

BOO it needs to happen

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ive never actually BEEN to Cornwall. I have heard it is the closest thing you get to abroad in the UK though (other than Blackpool OF COURSE ).

It’s beautiful but the weather is ridiculously unpredictable.

 

[Soldi]

I’m going this summer, the weather better be GOOD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Cornwall.

I mean, it sounds nice and lovely and all but it's primarily an in-laws visit. Mrs. Indie hasn't seen her Truro-based mum in 18 months.

Where are her other mothers based?

 

[big ron]

Too many mums too many many mums

 

[GNL]

I just hurt my back doing a slut drop, send help

SICKENING!

 

[GNL]

Just had an in person meeting for the first time in YONKS.

I think that I'm awkward, but somebody greeted someone else by saying 'you look so much OLDER'

 

[Diddy]

SICKENING!

sickening, no?
No

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Poor Diddÿ

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I never noticed the low-key nodding from Alexis in that GIF until now

 

[Indie]

Where are her other mothers based?

Her step-mother is in the Philippines. Her step-grand-mum is in Bognor. Other mother-named based relations are 6 feet under.

Thanks for asking

 

[jyxz]

Randomly my workplace is flying the Pride flag today (I guess for IDAHOT?) which is lovely to see.

Don’t think I’ve ever seen any flag on the flagpole before.