Monday’s child is loose of hole

[Diddy]

Lazy day, Moopy?

 

[Frozen]

52!?! Hasn't she been that age for the last decade?

 

[ButterTart]

52!?! Hasn't she been that age for the last decade?

She was 39 for a good decade before that, as well.

 

[ButterTart]

First day of working from home. I may or may not have purchased new joggers and a hoodie as my new official work attire.

 

[Soldi]

I don’t know whether or not today’s online lecture is OPTIONAL and I daren’t check in fear of being disappointed.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t you just login and put it on MUTE?

 

[AlgoAlex]

I don’t know whether or not today’s online lecture is OPTIONAL and I daren’t check in fear of being disappointed.

OPTIONAL lectures?! Are the lecturers just doing them for fun?!

 

[Cloud]

Well that's not a disturbing thread title at all

 

[Soldi]

Can’t you just login and put it on MUTE?

There’s only a few of us in this particular one, so AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION is COMPULSORY.

OPTIONAL lectures?! Are the lecturers just doing them for fun?!

We’ve got coursework due this week so they just scale back the lectures and offer a load of optional stuff instead to help with the work.

 

[ButterTart]

Well that's not a disturbing thread title at all

Well, both Lucille and Soldi were born on a Monday so it’s at least accurate.

 

[Soldi]

I was born on a Wednesday

 

[SDF]

Optional online lectures indeed

 

[Lucille]

Well one of our clients has covid who my boss had a meeting with last week. Luckily I've not seen her since, but she has been in the office with my other boss, who thinks it's nothing to worry about so is coming in, so I'm fucking off to work from home before he gets here.

 

[Lucille]

My boss is really not taking this seriously. "do you want to get lunch before you go home, it can be outside?"

NO THANKS

 

[Cloud]

We've got a new starter!

Forgive the ageism, but "it's mostly young people spreading covid at the moment" and seeing this ~18-19 year old newcomer immediately being a few ft away from the other IT guy setting up his account (and being led around the rest of the company on intros etc) puts me on edge.

 

[Diddy]

I thought I would go to the public baths to get me out of the house. At the least I could see some naked men even if they weren’t going to do anything.

I think I was being hunted by some older men so I left, not especially relaxed

grumpy now / still

 

[GNL]

Just had a chat about some freelance work and my brain is so rusty, I feel like I gave them NOTHING.

 

[Lucille]

So I was meant to have the office to myself till 2 but my boss shows up at 11.30 for no reason. So I’ve left and now I’m going to Lidl.

 

[Iguana]

I was born on a Wednesday

So was I. We're full of WOE

 

[Iguana]

I think it's the only NEGATIVE day in that saying

 

[ButterTart]

So was I. We're full of WOE

I’m a Saturday child, does it say anything about us being idle, far bastards? If not then I’m calling bullshit on the whole thing.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm full of grace thank you very much.

 

[Kate]

So I was meant to have the office to myself till 2 but my boss shows up at 11.30 for no reason. So I’ve left and now I’m going to Lidl.

He's really keen to spread it about, isn't he. Lovely

Speaking of which, I'm off for an eye test. So I have to refuse to wear a mask, invade the optometrist's personal space and cough all over them, then offer them some garlic. Right @Star?

 

[Kate]

I'm a Thursday's child who works hard for a living. LOLZ

 

[Kate]

Oh no wait it's FAR TO GO isn't it. Can't even get it right

What does it even MEAN

 

[dmlaw]

I am not a Wednesday's child but I clearly should be.

 

[Zu]

I'm full of grace thank you very much.

Same here

NATURALLY

 

[GNL]

I'm a Thursday's child who works hard for a living. LOLZ

Thursday's child works hard for the money, so you BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT.

 

[Lucille]

He's really keen to spread it about, isn't he. Lovely

Speaking of which, I'm off for an eye test. So I have to refuse to wear a mask, invade the optometrist's personal space and cough all over them, then offer them some garlic. Right @Star?

He’s ridiculous. My other boss got tested this morning so he just had to stay home 24 hours till her results got back.

 

[Tisch]

He’s ridiculous. My other boss got tested this morning so he just had to stay home 24 hours till her results got back.

Asking to go for lunch, coming in unannounced, all sounds like he's 'testing' you to be honest. If he's a bit of a denier I think he'd like you to back him up by it "not being a problem" so you're right to enforce the position that it MOST DEFINITELY IS.

 

[Rita]

I’m a Saturday child, does it say anything about us being idle, far bastards? If not then I’m calling bullshit on the whole thing.

OMG. TWINSIES!!xx

 

[OutSynk]

I’m having a day off.

 

[floppet]

Apparently Friday's child is loving and giving. Should be rephrased as Friday's child is a cynical bitch.

 

[ButterTart]

OMG. TWINSIES!!xx

Being born on a Saturday is probably why we’re so chilled out, our Mums could give birth and not have to worry about being up for work the next day.

 

[ButterTart]

Which day of the week is big of face, or have I just made that one up?

 

[ButterTart]

@Helen_S just liked one of my posts.

I’m genuinely excited.

 

[Iguana]

Being born on a Saturday is probably why we’re so chilled out, our Mums could give birth and not have to worry about being up for work the next day.

The concept of maternity leave lost on @ButterTart's mum

 

[Lucille]

Surely it’s better to give birth on a Friday so you’ve got the whole weekend to go down the pub?

 

[ButterTart]

Surely it’s better to give birth on a Friday so you’ve got the whole weekend to go down the pub?

You'd schedule childbirth in for early afternoon in that case so you've time for a shower before you go out.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've been taking Vitamin D for about a month now. It's done fuck all to improve my mood. I literally woke up thinking about murder-suicide.

I'd leave the cat alone mind. He can eat us. He deserves it.