Monday DAY PHASE

[ButterTart]

Well, my Covid test has come back NEGATIVE to the surprise of nobody. Bit short notice to go into work now, I'll let them know this afternoon.

 

[Christian]

CONGRATS

Why is Moopy so slow to load? Have the servers been overwhelmed with HOT GAY POP CHAT?

 

[lolly]

About to put on trousers for the first time since Saturday night. Although I've only got a zoom meeting this morning, so I probably could get by for a few more hours in my pants.

 

[Indie]

CONGRATS

Why is Moopy so slow to load? Have the servers been overwhelmed with HOT GAY POP CHAT?

No issue here...

 

[lolly]

CONGRATS

Why is Moopy so slow to load? Have the servers been overwhelmed with HOT GAY POP CHAT?

I haven't noticed anything yet.

 

[ButterTart]

CONGRATS

Why is Moopy so slow to load? Have the servers been overwhelmed with HOT GAY POP CHAT?

Cheers. Moopy's loading okay for me so far.

 

[Star]

I've gotten dressed every day of lockdown, but most days my front door doesn't even get unlocked

 

[Star]

Today was supposed to be my first day back at work after maternity

 

[lolly]

This zoom neeting at home business has really made me realise I need to redecorate. My skin tone doesn't go well with my walls.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm going for a right long walk today since it's my last day off until my long weekend starts on Thursday.

 

[Sheena]

MORNING

It’s proper Monday morning gloomy here- fog, drizzle etc. UGH.

 

[lolly]

I'm back to a four day week this week

 

[Zu]

CONGRATS

Why is Moopy so slow to load? Have the servers been overwhelmed with HOT GAY POP CHAT?

Everything fine here. Has your naughty houseboy been fiddling with your wires?

 

[Christian]

I'm starting my new job in Berlin today

From KENT

 

[Christian]

It's achingly slow for me

 

[octophone]

Everyone seems awfully GRUMPY in the office today. Even more so than the usual "gah, it's Monday". I think people are finally completely cheesed off.

 

[Christian]

Moopy SpeedUp in effect

Thanks @Indie if it was you

 

[ButterTart]

Everyone seems awfully GRUMPY in the office today. Even more so than the usual "gah, it's Monday". I think people are finally completely cheesed off.

It should have been bank holiday today. I know it's coming on Friday, but I wonder if people are subconsciously seething that they're not at home.

 

[Christian]

I'm off to London tomorrow and am very thrilled by the idea of walking through an empty Soho

 

[ButterTart]

It's always a treat when you have a poo that can be accurately described as 'cathartic'. I'm feeling quite zen now.

 

[Christian]

I've never been more aware of my bowel movement schedule than now

 

[Zu]

It's always a treat when you have a poo that can be accurately described as 'cathartic'. I'm feeling quite zen now.

There is something to be said for filling the bowl

 

[ButterTart]

There is something to be said for filling the bowl

My head was brushing the ceiling.

 

[Indie]

Moopy SpeedUp in effect

Thanks @Indie if it was you

Um yeah, sure, thanks, that was all me. I did it.

 

[big ron]

After a week off schedule I'm back to a good solid shit early doors.

 

[big ron]

Anyway, after a good snooze last night my bum face has lifted. In words I never thought I'd say I think WORKING is keeping me sane.

 

[Zu]

Actually I had quite a nice poo this morning. Had a chicken madras last night so it slopped out with quite the zing

 

[octophone]

It's always a treat when you have a poo that can be accurately described as 'cathartic'. I'm feeling quite zen now.

Buttertart's morning:

 

[Christian]

Um yeah, sure, thanks, that was all me. I did it.

 

[ButterTart]

Buttertart's morning:

Also I was reading an article about a plane crash, and the phrase 'improper flaps' really tickled me. I don't know if there's an emoji for that?

 

[Tisch]

Also I was reading an article about a plane crash, and the phrase 'improper flaps' really tickled me. I don't know if there's an emoji for that?

Oooh where does it rank? Before or after Air France 2009?

 

[Rachey]

There is talk on the work grapevine of bringing more staff back soon. I can't decide if I'm happy or sad about this.

 

[Star]

It's always a treat when you have a poo that can be accurately described as 'cathartic'. I'm feeling quite zen now.

You should try having a baby. It's the ultimate in this feeling.

 

[Shirley]

Oh help it's the interminable hoovering again this morning. I need a holiday from obsessive people. On which subject I'm becoming quite concerned that I might have to go back into my office before too long

*hoovers the kitchen worktops*

 

[Rachey]

You should try having a baby. It's the ultimate in this feeling.

I imagine having a baby is a little more painful.

 

[ButterTart]

Oooh where does it rank? Before or after Air France 2009?

Air France was horrible - crashing three hours into a journey when you'd just assume you were safe? Vile. So in answer to your question, this one ranks lower.

 

[Soldi]

Scrolling through NEW POSTS half asleep I thought a new Mafia game had started That said I’m not against the HOT PLANE CRASH chat.

 

[Tisch]

I have a morbid fascination with plane crashes and I wish I didn't because urgh. Let's talk about BUNNIES instead.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CONGRATS

Why is Moopy so slow to load? Have the servers been overwhelmed with HOT GAY POP CHAT?

WHY IS YOUR INTERNET SO SLOW?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ooh DISASTER CHAT