Monday DAY PHASE

[ZenGiraffe]

Get THAT SHIT AWAY from the Western Isles.

Taransay already has Reality TV experience. It'd be the perfect place! Don't they have mains electricity now?

 

[Kate]

C'mon, where were they supposed to do Love Island during lockdown? Mull?

MOISTURISE?

[/BB6 reference]

edit: I misread and thought it said "what were they supposed to do". Fail

 

[Kate]

I'm starting my new job in Berlin today

From KENT

Whereabouts in Kent are you?

 

[dmlaw]

They could have kept Love Island and tested out whether the Coronavirus is killed by Chlamydia.

 

[ButterTart]

C'mon, where were they supposed to do Love Island during lockdown? Mull?

Allegedly they were considering doing it in Cornwall. I don't know whether reclining seductively by a swimming pool would have the same impact if they're wearing a pac-a-mac and galoshes.

 

[Rita]

ARE YOU SURPRISED!!!

Dumbfounded and NUMB are my current feelings.

 

[Rita]

Bring back Big Brother. Let’s watch other fuckers in lockdown too!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Allegedly they were considering doing it in Cornwall. I don't know whether reclining seductively by a swimming pool would have the same impact if they're wearing a pac-a-mac and galoshes.

Maybe it was the Eden Project.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Indie I see @The Sexual Goose has made a nest at York Station.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/goose-lays-eggs-busy-station-concourse-left-empty-lockdown-12631754/

 

[floppet]

Taransay already has Reality TV experience. It'd be the perfect place! Don't they have mains electricity now?

Didn't Taransay set off Fuckwit Fogle's TV career? We'll have no more of that thankyou very much.

PS Hello!

 

[big ron]

@Indie I see @The Sexual Goose has made a nest at York Station.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/goose-lays-eggs-busy-station-concourse-left-empty-lockdown-12631754/

* HONK *

 

[Lucille]

@Indie I see @The Sexual Goose has made a nest at York Station.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/goose-lays-eggs-busy-station-concourse-left-empty-lockdown-12631754/

Who’s the DADDY

Could be any one of us, we’ve all bunged a load up that goose’s hole!

 

[GNL]

Ive had a couple of Skype catch ups with friends which are quite pleasant, but one friend who loves a moan has become increasingly whiney and yesterday nobody else could get a word in edgeways.

Going to have to MUTE HER MIC next time she starts on about the neighbours throwing their beer bottles in her recycling bin.

There's a pandemic on SUSAN - people are dying.

 

[Indie]

@Indie I see @The Sexual Goose has made a nest at York Station.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/goose-lays-eggs-busy-station-concourse-left-empty-lockdown-12631754/

Naturally it's caused QUITE THE STIR in these low-news times around here

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ive had a couple of Skype catch ups with friends which are quite pleasant, but one friend who loves a moan has become increasingly whiney and yesterday nobody else could get a word in edgeways.

Going to have to MUTE HER MIC next time she starts on about the neighbours throwing their beer bottles in her recycling bin.

There's a pandemic on SUSAN - people are dying.

I need to complain about recycling but scared now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This must be a reference to @RobotBoy

 

[Soldi]

This must be a reference to @RobotBoy

Ooh Aah Just a Little Bit more rent next month please

 

[Christian]

This must be a reference to @RobotBoy

I miss RB.

He would have loved this lockdown.

 

[Christian]

Whereabouts in Kent are you?

I'm in Tunbridge Wells. So pretty and so dull.

What a change from SOHO.

 

[SDF]

One of my favourite things about that story was that Gina G was apparently an evil witch, who wouldn’t even repaint the walls!

 

[Christian]

I wanted to like your like @Ag. Whatever.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wanted to like your like @Ag. Whatever.

Like.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

One of my favourite things about that story was that Gina G was apparently an evil witch, who wouldn’t even repaint the walls!

No she did them herself.

 

[SDF]

Oh yes, sorry that was it!

 

[COB]

My friend sent me this and I think you would all like to see it:

 

[Tisch]

My friend sent me this and I think you would all like to see it:

I saw that earlier, it's the BEST. You assume it's just a bad shot of her being hit, then the NEXT BIT happens