Monday drinks its cup of LIBERAL TEARS

Shirley

Shirley

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This country is becoming so VILE. CALL ME DAVE had better EXPLAIN HIMSELF on ITV tonight.
 
The opening questions should still be "so,k did you fuck a dead pig or what?" and THEN put him to the sword over Brexit.
 
We have the landlord and workmen here for the next two days. Euuuurrrrggggghhhhh.
 
My house sounds and feels like it's about to explode.

In better news I have my Uni passwords now, so I'm playing student from my bedroom. Modules chosen. OOOH.
 
God I'm so fucking tired. The freshers all moved in over the weekend in the halls of residence next to my building. Went to bed at 8pm last night, woke up at midnight as some drunk student decided he lived in my building and rang our bell. Noise outside kept me awake for an hour or so, fell back to sleep, then woke up at 4am to find ANOTHER student (well, seemingly, that age), off his tits on drugs, trying to get into my car. Went down to speak with him and he was quite calm but telling me it was his car and he needed to get into it as his friend was in there. Tried to calm him down but he just walked off. By this point, it's 4:30am ish, go back to bed, only 15 minutes later for him to come back and start trying to get into my neighbours' car (who is an OAP and has her bedroom round the back and so wouldn't hear anything) really violently, including trying to elbow the window at one point. At that point I thought it was time to call the police to deal with it and when I rang they'd already had another call about it. Poor kid- they cuffed him and took him away in a police car in the end, all the time he was being very peaceful about it all but with eyes going everywhere and trying to explain to the officer that he needed to check his friend was alright as they were inside the car. I had to do it- for his own safety as well as our cars- but feel bad that his first weekend at uni ended in him getting arrested :D :(
 
Ha poor fucker - I'm sure he'll just get a caution though at worst!
 
This year's Freshers Week is so limp. No Cascada or Chuckle Brother in sight.
 
There were a bunch of freshers doing a scavenger hunt on Byres Road yesterday and FUCK ME they were annoying. They clearly had to get a photo at/in a Subway station and one of them was being a right cow about the photo being right. "Look over your shoulder...no, face the other way so your looking over your shoulder into the camera!...point upwards...smile a bit".

I chose not to tell this irritant that I;d already overheard that they have to be inside the Subway station.
 
big ron said:
Ha poor fucker - I'm sure he'll just get a caution though at worst!
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Yeah, I thought that too. Not life ending, but by fuck he's going to feel shit this morning.

The thing is, he was a bit of a swotty Asian type who looked geeky as hell. I bet it was his first pill :D
 
So I see the solution to the plague of fruit flies emanating from the office pot plant is the sudden appearance of a tiny VENUS FLY TRAP

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
 
Sheena said:
Yeah, I thought that too. Not life ending, but by fuck he's going to feel shit this morning.

The thing is, he was a bit of a swotty Asian type who looked geeky as hell. I bet it was his first pill :D
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Dunno how many times these kids have to be told, take half first...
 
I have no words. We're getting the front and back doors replaced. The new front door looks really lovely actually.

The back door DOESN'T FIT. We have no back door.
 
When we were kids pills were 80-90mg MDMA. Even the wave of mitzis that made pills good again were only around 100mg.

Now they are 200mg and up, fuck some are around 300mg. I've done enough double dropping to know it doesn't look pretty, you cant speak, remember anything, and if you're me you come round in strange places. Funny once or twice, but not as a lifestyle choice.
 
big ron said:
When we were kids pills were 80-90mg MDMA. Even the wave of mitzis that made pills good again were only around 100mg.

Now they are 200mg and up, fuck some are around 300mg.
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Aye, there were warnings going around during festival season that some of the pills circulating were strong.
 
Oh I miss thinking I was hardcore when I used to double drop at the start of the night. Kids today are basically taking three at once now.

Mind you the night I did 12 was fairly up there.
 
Its fucking grand, a ten quid pinger will last me a night.
 
Annual agency service planning today today.

Extensive meet/greet/mingle at the start of the day, including human sculptures, and more team related fun/bonding at the end.

I think I've eaten my whole self though my own arsehole.
 
Oh I’m three or four on a big night, but then I always did like to be a bit MONGY by the end
 
Good Evening darlings.

That’s me back home after a fantastic break. I am feeling totally refreshed, and content. Also, isn’t life ALWAYS better with a tan?
 
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