A dog is such a status animal for arseholes. You know if someone has a profile picture of a dog, they're likely to have previous ones with poppies, military insignia or West Ham FC.
We’re being asked to take PEPPER SPRAY and a BASEBALL BAT on dog walks due to dog THEFTS![]()
We haven't been told to arm ourselves but there've been a few thefts from round here recently. Most of them appear to be people advertising puppies for sale on Facebook who then get their house broken into and the puppies stolen. Good luck to anybody trying to drag Ridley away from me, if he doesn't want to go they're dragging 8 stones of dead weight and will also have me to contend with on top of that. I will kill to protect my monsterpuppy.
Anyone who's seen what happens when you try to stroke WooferTart when fireworks are going off knows that she could take out a Navy SEAL unit without breaking a sweat.Anyone who's seen what happens when you try to stroke WooferTart when fireworks are going off knows that she could take out a Navy SEAL unit without breaking a sweat.
