Monday gets drunk the day before a new job

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Post mortem today

Goodness knows what they will find stuffed up him.
 
If it wasn't for the fact that anything remotely medical makes me feel sick, I think I'd have been a good pathologist. It's a puzzle, innit? The lucky dip box of extracted items is just a bonus.
 
Can’t believe the selfishness tbh. That’s the evil spell of the ‘Spoons for you :(
 
Zu-Klara said:
I hear breaking news that @VoR turned up DEAD for work. There’s commitment for you. Peter Pan collar, pixie boots and everything :disco:
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I had heard that ‘VoR’ now officially stands for ‘vomits on receptionist’, to more accurately reflect the first impression he made today at work.
Still going in despite being dead is another level of dedication.
 
Are we dipping the Moopy funds for flowers or are we just going to steal them from another service like last time. We can always pretend MUM was his nickname here or something.
 
octophone said:
Are we dipping the Moopy funds for flowers or are we just going to steal them from another service like last time. We can always pretend MUM was his nickname here or something.
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I'm willing to fund this myself, if moopy funds don't permit

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ButterTart said:
I wasted MINUTES of my life voting in that fucking thread. If he’d have just given us the heads up that he was going to die, I’d have done something less productive instead.
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I actually got out of bed to get my votes sorted.
 
Don’t worry loves @VoR will rise from the dead in time for Eurovision
 
Our computer system took a massive shit this morning. Quite fun to see folk having a panic. Not me, of course. I didn't cause it, I can't fix it.
 
My boss: "I'm going to put the muffins by Cindy and Tina's desk so you have to go say hi to them. Is that okay guys? Is that okay? Or are you mad at me for doing that?" :manson:

Meanwhile we're three short and buried with emails. You really can't make this shit up. :D
 
I walked past MADAM's desk and pulled a MANSON when I saw she was BROWSING THE CLOTHES SALES as PER after the usual 90-MINUTE LUNCH BREAK. And she probably wonders why I tend to make this CHOKING SOUND when she tells people how BUSY she is.
 
Anyone who insists on bleating on about how supposedly BUSY they are almost certainly NEVER is. Also it’s usually more to do with trying to be important. We all know the sort. “How are you?” “SO SO SO SO SO SO BUSY.” Cue popping out for the 15th fag of the hour or a very HIGH LEVEL MEETING :side-eye::zombie:
 
BUSY PORN - you see people posting on LinkedIn all the time about how they get up at 4:30am to get a head start on the day. BULLSHIT.
 
Zu-Klara said:
Also it’s usually more to do with trying to be important.
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I'll say. Just because she MARRIED THE BOSS she thinks she runs the fucking place. If that weren't the case I'd have lodged a FORMAL COMPLAINT by now. IN FACT I'M STARTING TO THINK I MAY WELL ANYWAY JUST FOR THE GIGGLES
 
big ron said:
BUSY PORN - you see people posting on LinkedIn all the time about how they get up at 4:30am to get a head start on the day. BULLSHIT.
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When and why did LinkedIn become so SHIT? Honestly people seem to use it like Facebook and post the most horrifying bollocks and blather which isn’t even work-related
 
Zu-Klara said:
When and why did LinkedIn become so SHIT? Honestly people seem to use it like Facebook and post the most horrifying bollocks and blather which isn’t even work-related
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I'm actually quite enjoying LinkedIn at the minute because I've removed a load of shit and NICHED right down to the cannabis industry so now my feed is full of dank nugs and refreshing drinks aimed at sexy young millenials.
 
big ron said:
BUSY PORN - you see people posting on LinkedIn all the time about how they get up at 4:30am to get a head start on the day. BULLSHIT.
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Anyone who gets up at this time of day every day is either a murderer or an addict.

(...or depressed and has the 4:48 psychosis but that's rarely sustainable.)
 
Zu-Klara said:
Ooo a Sarah Kane reference. No tat :disco:
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I cherish my volume of her plays. Obviously a very traumatised and disturbed artist and her complete lack of regard for how something could actually be staged could be read as contempt for the form but bloody hell she was good. Poor soul, RIP.
 
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Moopy HELP! I have a power cut. It has been out for around 2 hours. :zombie:
 
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